Ninjas! Kicking down doors! Flipping over cars! Only a random TANK could be better!
Taxi Assessment
Stuck in the Desert and Officially Detained - or, Philiminated with extreme prejudice.
John Vito & Jill and Kevin & Drew and David & Mary and Rob & Amber and Teri & Ian and Joe & Bill and Uchenna & Joyce- Who are these people again?
Flat Tire - or, not likely to get anywhere soon.
Eric & Danielle - (down from “Rapido!”) - Eric & Danielle were essentially screwed not by anything they did, but by what the other teams did better–namely, airport wrangling. But them’s the breaks, too bad so sad, and they’re lucky not to already be eliminated. Next episode, however, will be a challenge for them. They need a leg that provides some bunching up front and a series of tasks where they can seperate themselves from trailing teams. They can’t really count on another team doing something stupid, not at this stage in the race, and they’re prime targets for a strategic Yield. It will be interesting to see when Eric & Danielle start next week vis a vis Charla & Mirna, because I’d like to know if Eric’s erratic, no-directions driving actually hurt this team or if it was standard TAR hype.
Stopping for Gas - or, not broken-down, exactly, but not a good sign.
Charla & Mirna - (holding steady) - Ooo, a nearly disastrous ferry mistake! Who’d a thunk that from this team? I’m still not quite sure why Charla & Mirna didn’t incur a penalty on this leg, when the instructions clearly said to “take the Star Ferry across to Hong Kong Island,” and they took some other ferry instead. Anyway, Charla & Mirna are in better shape than Eric & Danielle, but they’re clearly outclassed by Danny & Oswald and Dustin & Kandice.
"Rapido! Por Favor?" - or, making meaningless ineffectual comments from the back seat, but in no immediate danger.
No one this week.
In the Passing Lane - or, ahead of the pack, but not quite comfortably.
No one this week.
Cruisin’ with Earl - or, drivin’ on the shoulder, takin’ shortcuts, and generally kickin’ butt.
Danny & Oswald - (holding steady) - Nice, nice airport maneuvering by Danny & Oswald in this episode leads to a hefty lead, a fast-forward, and a first-place finish. Barring a meltdown, Danny & Oswald ought to easily cruise into the final three. However, it might be significant that Danny & Oswald have run out of money–if they’re unable to pay for a taxi at a critical moment, they might be screwed.
Dustin & Kandice - (holding steady) - All the airport drama essentially came to naught, as both Dustin & Kandice and Charla & Mirna got on the same flight. But while Charla & Mirna dithered and made mistakes, Dustin & Kandice powered through the Detour and the Roadblock for an easy second place.
Next week: a Yield, and we are coyly led to believe teams join up to Yield Dustin & Kandice…or do they? The obvious team to Yield would be Eric & Danielle, because they would be so easy to knock out of the race.
[sub]Props to Mullinator and his Raj Ratings.[/sub]