Oh, come on … it might take five minutes just to find it because it’s so teeny. And skeevy. Creepy Colin’s skeevy teeny weenie. Ick.
Yes. And - call me crazy - but I think they’re fun. YMMV.
| :eek: | We are not… NOT, I say NOT, talking about Creepy’s Skeevy Weenie. NO. Bad message board, Bad!
Well, that just about nixes me ever going on a waterslide again, thanks, Jadis. :eek:
That one’s actually not bad. It’s just like Nessies Revenge at West Ed which is one of my fave slides (when I can bother to hike up all those stairs).
Now if they’d been made to go on the one like the one right NEXT to Nessies Revenge which doesn’t even have the bumps to somewhat slow you down… (That’s right, it’s nearly a straight drop down. The only thing keeping you in in is the fact that it’s got just enough of a slant to it that you just stay in. That’s the one I refuse to go on.)
I did love that tourist guy’s reaction to the hug. The look he gave the camera when he said ‘Twins!’ made me burst out laughing.
made to go on one like the one next to Nessies Revenge
I don’t know what slides they have at the waterpark in Dubai, so I don’t know if they have one like it.
Pretty fancy website, too.
I thought only Blue Lagoon Boy was the model. Are they both? And I’ll bow to your judgement on hair growth–I’ve never had my hair (what’s left of it! :p) even a third as long as Brandon’s is)
The hotel, the Burj Al Arab, is perhaps the most luxurious hotel on earth. It is popularly said to be the world’s only 7-star hotel.
Hmm okay, so it’s taller than Nessie and the Screamer but I’d still say that slide isn’t as scary as the Sky Screamer
In this picture you can see Nessie and Screamer to the right side. Nessie is the bumpy one. Screamer is pretty much straight down.
Yes, they’re both in the ‘modeling industry’, according to Nicole, but that could mean just local modeling. I thought it was funny that Brandon said his hair would grow back, but that no one was cutting Nicole’s beautiful head of hair, as if hers wouldn’t grow back. He seems a bit dense at times. He has trouble reading the clues sometimes, too. He can’t pronouce city names.
Creepy Colin’s Skeevy Teeny Greeny Weenie would be a great name for a rock band!
Unfortunately, that might help Colin get chicks, and as was previously stated, Colin getting any play is the worst. thing. ever. Even my sister, in her Eternal Loser Magnetitude, has never dated someone as creepy as Colin. (And probably nobody with … nope, even I don’t want to go there …)
Seriously, though, what is wrong with Christie? I still say she should’ve left his sorry ass in the airport in Tanzania. Hopefully she’ll have enough sense to leave him before they get anywhere near an altar.
My Dad is a cute little bald guy and he has this coffee cup that really applies to this particular situation:
God is good
God is fair
To some He gave brains
And to others - hair
Pish. It’s only 8000 AED per night. (About $2200, it seems.)
That’s a bargain! 
She probably figures he’s her best bet to one million bucks. So, she plays along with is tantrums… until she gets the cash in her hands.
God, I hope so. I really, really hope so.
If it’s not for the money, then Christie must actually like being touched by Creepy Colin’s Skeevy Teeny Greeny Weenie. And that is just too much for me to think about before my coffee. <<shudder>>
If you guys are so creeped out by Colin’s weenie, why do you keep talking about it?
Methinks thou doth protest too much.
running away now
Heh-heh … that guy said “weenie.” Heh-heh-heh-heh.
Seriously, though – it’s because there isn’t much else that Creepy Colin did this week that we can complain about. Short of continuing to breathe, that is.
OOOoooooo snarky. Love it. OK Which one of you guys writes for TV Guide?