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Kat · October 21, 2004, 3:19am

I got:

Nightwatch_Trailer · October 21, 2004, 4:59am

Well. This is unique.

JS: no, that was the person behind me! he kept inching them closer to my food and trying to break the jars over my head to force me to leave.
JS: all so he could get out of the store five minutes sooner with his pickles!
JK: You should have thrown one of the jars at him.
JS: they were all staring at me from the jar, thinking about how much they would make me smell if they could escape and attack me.
JK: Er… starts to back away
JS: I could hear them plotting their attack.
JS: evil scheming pickles.
JS: I think they were really aliens hiding in pickle juice.
JK: That could be. Aliens can be sneaky.
JS: the man was growing them himself.
JS: he was the head pickle alien grower.
JK: Did you report him?
JS: and he was trying to infect me with their evil pickle juice.
JK: If you wear a tinfoil hat, that can protect you from infection.
JS: I was just about to, I think build a bear needs to hear about this, I think they might start sending letters trying to end my campaign for attractive cat stuffed animals.
JS: not jut a hat, pickle juice can attack anywhere you need a full aluminum foil costume.
JS: with only tiny holes for breathing, but there is a risk even in that, if it wasn’t deadly I’d say you should be vacuum sealed inside the aluminum foil containment bubble.
JK: What you need is to attach an air purifier to the foil costume.

Profanity edited out. Won’t somebody think of the children?

Sternvogel · October 21, 2004, 5:17am

I submitted one of my favorite jokes. In return, I got nothing but a URL:

I feel so dehumanated…

Hot_Buttered_Toast · October 21, 2004, 6:23am

I put a quote, and I got:

Bleh.

LilyoftheValley · October 21, 2004, 4:36pm

I put a line from a song that’s on the radio…

…and I got back…

Hehehehe.

Bruce_Daddy · October 21, 2004, 4:40pm

I got yours!

Mine wasn’t very nice. :o

Flamsterette_X · October 21, 2004, 8:12pm

I put in some stuff I was telling my friend Corey about S’s cell phone, and got this in return:

Nice…

LilyoftheValley · October 21, 2004, 9:04pm

I’m not a guy, so I’d better pass the message I received on to you.

Ehhh…the squishing-together-large-breasts look doesn’t do much for me. YMMV, of course.

Flamsterette_X · October 22, 2004, 1:39am

Thanks, but I am not a guy either! But any guy that reads this is welcome to have that message as his very own… IF that look does it for him, of course.

I put in:

and got back:

No comment, except I’m definitely not of that sexual orientation… can’t speak for anyone else reading this thread, though.

pasunejen · October 22, 2004, 1:58am

Left: “You look tired. Have a cookie.”

Received: “Crows eat dog shit because it is full of protein and also shiny things.”

I kind of want the cookie back.

Flamsterette_X · October 22, 2004, 2:36am

I left: “Nothing’s happening… not that I expected to, anyhow!”

Got back:

Oh well, what did I tell you? Nothing of any interest is happening!

Sternvogel · October 22, 2004, 8:56pm

Left: Three facts about African geography

Received:

Well, I’m not planning to take a nap, but I will be going out to dinner in about an hour. Hunter’s Pub in West Lafayette, if you care to join my party…

The_world_s_most_deadliest · October 22, 2004, 9:08pm

Flamsterette X, I got your “I love my friends Jim and Eric” message last night!

I wonder what the person thought that got my message: “There’s something right behind you…DON’T LOOK! It’ll know that you know its there…”

Anastasaeon · October 22, 2004, 9:10pm

I just got back:

It’s friday, the weekend and two days away from work. Eat, drink and get very p***ed…

Nightwatch_Trailer · October 22, 2004, 10:59pm

Potted?

Sternvogel · October 23, 2004, 10:20pm

Sorry if this is a double post, but my message doesn’t appear to have gone through.

Left: Three Dopers’ screen names, each followed by an anagram of the respective handle.

Received:

If that was posted by the same person who suggested yestersday we “get very ped", I’d like to know whether “blazed” is milder than "ped”, a step beyond, or something else entirely.

yosemite · October 23, 2004, 10:51pm

I keep on getting my own message back, which is very boring. I put my last message up and signed my Doper username (so you’ll know it was written by me).

Hope someone else clicks on my message! Let me know!

Flamsterette_X · October 26, 2004, 7:10am

I put in: “Dammit, I’m more furious than I thought I was!”

Got this back:

Nice… a political endorsement for an election I’m not voting in.

Flamsterette_X · October 26, 2004, 7:14am

You did? Cool stuff!

Kombucha_ShroomPerson · October 26, 2004, 10:11am

I get that too, although I have visited that site before. I lack the technical expertise and motive to do anything untoward to them from my computer, so I don’t know whats up with that.

Maybe I’ll email, it’d be nice to have that diversion back again…

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