The Arnold to replace The Donald on Celebrity Apprentice

[Drunky_Smurf]

@elbows

So, I’m curious to understand what percentage, of this shows viewers, do you think are smart enough to recognize the twitter war between Arnold and Donald, is 100% manufactured to drive ratings?

All the people I know who watch the show know it’s all a bunch of Shenanagins

Celebrity is as celebrity does. They have to keep themselves relevant to keep themselves relevant. Just ask the Kardashians. That’s how Trump got himself all that free press.

But I’m really liking Arnie as host. Yeah, he is still doing his Schwartzenegerisms but he’s not taking no gruff like Judge Judy. And she is a National Treasure.

The annoying thing for me was all the advertising for Welches grape juice. They make the episode about doing a Welches ad and then every commercial break they advertise Welches. Again and again. Big Advertisement strikes again.

[Drunky_Smurf]

Wow, the second episode was a bit of a downer.

Now I’m going to spoiler the rest because who doesn’t like trees that make pillows. Except the Keebler Elves who make cobblers shoes.

Wow, the Ladyies lost again. They come off as so smart and innovative. So why can’t they pull this off. The dudes are doing ok but as I calculate they are on par with the Ladies content wise.

Anyways, Merry Mondays.

[terentii]

@Drunky_Smurf

Yeah, he is still doing his Schwartzenegerisms but he’s not taking no **gruff **like Judge Judy.

Surely you mean “guff”? :dubious:

[bienville]

@Mahaloth

@notfrommensa

In the first episode, he fired some blonde (that I didn’t know), with “You’re terminiated, Off to the Chopper” (and there really was a chopper)

In the second episode, he fired Carnie Wilson. “You terminated, Hasta la Vista, Baby”. Carnie on the way said “Off to the Chopper.”

Thanks, wow. Embarrassingly lame.

I would prefer “Freeze in Hell, Batman!”

[Drunky_Smurf]

@terentii

Surely you mean “guff”? :dubious:

You say tomato. I say potato.

But yeah I meant whatever it was I was trying to say.

[TBG]

@Starving_Artist

Schwarzenegger is basically a businessman who makes movies on the side. He had already become a millionaire though real estate investment by the time he became famous as Conan, and in his autobiography Arnold stated that he’s made far more money through his business ventures than he has from his movies. And as John Mace said, not just in real estate either. He got a wild hair once and purchased a Boeing 747 so he could lease it to an airline. As far as I know it’s still flying.

Wow, I thought he was a little strapped for cash when he started doing commercials for some idiotic mobile game recently. Maybe he just really likes the game.

[Starving_Artist]

Either that, or he’s invested in the company that makes it.

[Drunky_Smurf]

I just started watching the new episode and they got Bob from The Biggest Loser on. I loved Bob on TBL. He was always tough but fair in my eyes. I know there have been claims of TBL pushing people too far too fast but I always felt like Bob recognized peoples limits and would push them just up to that. I’m looking forward to this episode.

[Drunky_Smurf]

Oh. My. Gawd. I Think I’ve just seen the greatest thing ever. I’ve been loving Boy George and his hats. The man knows how to hat. But he just came out with a hat with plastic forks around the top part, the part that sticks upwards. And I’ve been using plastic cutlery for years because screw doing dishes. And when I saw it I started laughing and woke up my cat and he gave me this look of disdain for disturbing him and it made me laugh even harder.

[Drunky_Smurf]

Dang yo, I just watched the Universal Harry Potter theme park episode and Arnie straight up fired Chael for his “cheating” by cutting the computer cord. Which I totally agree with but then Team Prima lost and then Porsha got fired for being wishy-washy and not answering questions in the board room and now they are down to only Carson and Lisa.

I have a feeling that they are going to switch up the teams again or make one team like they do on Hells Kitchen.

But man all that Harry Potteriness and Matts’ enthusiasm about Harry Potter brought back a lot of nastalgia for the books and movies.

[Mijin]

@Broomstick

Yeah, actually he is a businessman, and was one prior to hitting it big as a body-builder. When he first came to the US he worked in construction as a bricklayer and he and Franco Columbu started Specialty European Bricklayers. He also operated a mail order business. THEN he became a world-famous bodybuilder, actor, and investor.

He also has a college degree (bachelor’s) in business and international economics from the University of Wisconsin. OK, so it’s not an MBA, but most MBA’s wish they were doing so well as Arnold.

Unlike the Donald, Arnold didn’t come from a wealthy family. He showed up knowing very little English and with very little money and built himself and his fortune up from there.

All true, but the thing is, isn’t the conceit of the show that the winners will go work for the businessman, i.e. as an apprentice? Is he hiring?

Of course if they’re just doing the celeb version it doesn’t matter.

[Drunky_Smurf]

The celebs just get money for their charity. But hell man Vince Neil got almost $800,000 but it was the money grab episode. They usually have one of those on the celeb edition where they all just call their rich friends and beg for money.

I read somewhere that the non-celebs get to “apprentice” as basically a spokes-person for the show and travel around and do events for a year like the Miss America or Miss Universe ladies do after they win. I didn’t actually try to find out if that’s what really happens so take it with a grain of salt and your daily vitamin.

Except Omarosa. She turned her Apprentice fame into doing more reality shows and going on talk shows and I think she even came back and did a second season of Apprentice.