The Asshole Test - Guys Only

Yea, pretty superficial. After you get past her non-traditional looks, it’s pretty sweet to have a girlfriend with that kind of body and who is willing to indulge your desire to take pictures of her in her underwear by the car and post them online. Most of the women I know, even those with comparable bodies, would tell you to piss off.

Enjoy,
Steven

Female here. I couldn’t even make it past the first picture without laughing.

I was shaking my head until 48 (The WTF! cat), then I lost it.
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I got nothing. Slightly strange face, pretty decent body. Whatever floats your boat.:confused:

If you highlight the second post by the OP in that thread, you see this

In short, he’s trolling. (Doing quite well, I’d say.)

The WTF-Face man also got me. I wonder what the girl would look like without that horrid makeup.

Sorry, I didn’t make it past the first pic. But I’d say it’s more pathetic than humorous.

Certainly the worst choice of eyeliner application ever, but otherwise I’d say the girl’s pretty decent looking. Some of the comments were amusing but I didn’t really feel like in the context of the actual photos that had been posted that they were warranted.

Do women ever stand around laughing at how unattractive a man is?

IME, yes, yes they do. :frowning:

Yeah, I’ll admit it: I laughed when I got to the comments. Then I found the MySpace of the girl in those pictures, who’s apparently being harassed by various troglodytes. That makes it a lot less funny.

I don’t like the way she applies her makeup, but she isn’t terribly unattractive. As someone else said, had she posted her pictures here there would’ve been dozens of Dopers falling all over themselves to hit on her.

Yup, eye makeup really needed work. That was about the worst way possible to apply it and did a whooooole lot to really screw with her looks.

http://boortz.com/images/funny/redneck_pics_bikini.jpg

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I didn’t laugh through page 4. I don’t want to read any more of it though. The girl has a nice body and she has a **truly ugly ** face. But I guess I don’t see it as funny.

I’m not sure, am I an asshole or not?

I’m a chick and though I wouldn’t have sex with her I don’t think she is horrible looking or anything. I didn’t laugh until I got to the post that said, “Never, EVER let a dog drive a car!” That was funny.:smiley:

Though I haven’t been elected as the official representative of all women, I apologize for them anyways.

In Dopertown, everyone is beautiful.

Personally, having seen her myspace pics, even my terminal case of yellow fever wasn’t enough for me to think she was attractive. With that said, she seems really nice and I’m furious at the assholes pestering her and calling her names.

I had a strong inkling that I’m an asshole. This just proved it.

Too bad the OP gives away that he’s not sincere in the third post. He wrote “yes strong fraudin…lulz” in white text (so it’s only visible when highlighted) at the bottom of post #3. I gather that “fraudin” means lying.

edit: Beaten to it.

It’s pretty easy to make me laugh, but I read the first page and didn’t laugh once. What’s the joke?

You just “found” them, huh? There’d probably be a lot less troglodytes harassing her if people weren’t posting her MySpace page all over the place (psst. Here is a place).