The Back-handed Compliment Thread

Those pants don’t show your camel toe.

But you wear it well!

Your attention for detail is wonderful, can you apply that to your work please.

Thanks for stopping by, glad you got to see me.

You’re welcome. It was nice to see that you were coherent today.

I always thought Rhubarb was a very… interesting condiment.

Ah, Kythereia, your wit is as sharp as your palate.

Gee, Rhubarb, you show so much more life than the vegetable for which you’re named

Speaking of vegetables, I was pleasantly surprised when I noticed that the content of most of your posts I’ve read was better than most all fruits and vegetables could manage.

You’re definitely the least-weird talking ear I’ve ever mat.

Met. Fuck. Spotted it just after hitting “submit”. Well, I’ve given someone easy ammo :).

Don’t sweat it, Dead Cat. Actually, I was kind of impressed. When I saw your name I thought you’d muck it up much worse!

Your so happy go lucky and nothing seems to bother you. My senile aunt is the same way.

I was just talking to her this afternoon. I’m amazed at how much of you I see in her.

It’s nice that you and Harmonious Discord’s senile aunt really have so much in common.

Robin

Um, that’s the same thing I said to him…

It’s good to see that your modesty matches your wit.

now now. Chastizing yourself isn’t very constructive. That’s what we’re here for.

You’re really very observant. I don’t know why people keep saying you’re blind as a bat.

Maybe because he doesn’t see the value of your posts. No, wait, most people seem to think that way.