I thought this was fun enough to share.
About a year ago I got the creepiest junk-type mail ever. When I opened it up, a whole bunch of religious stuff fell out, which isn’t a big deal, until I saw what was next.
A paper “Prayer Rug” with a picture of Jesus on it with his eyes closed. The letter enclosed said that this had been forwarded on from other people (Funny, it looked brand-new) and that I should kneel on it and pray to Jesus. And I would see his eyes open. :eek: Then I should ask for something, and it would be granted. When his eyes opened, I should forward it on to another one of my friends!
For some reason this really skeeved me out. So I came up with a great idea. I took all my junk mail from that week. Stuffed it all back into the envelope the prayer rug was supposed to go on to the next person in. Sent it all back to the company…
with a big note that said -
“This really works! Jesus cured me - of my junk mail!”