Dabble Birchwood. Heh.
Fluffy Madison
Heh. We had 2 pets – so I would either be Pyewacket Hartsville (pike) or Rebel Hartsville (pike). Meh.
My daughter would be Une Tatanka Drivers (hahahaha uh, yeh) my son would be Samhain Meadowview. We don’t have good stripper names. My sister (the ex-porn star) actually named her youngest Brandy Island (last name) – yeh, I figure the kid will follow in her mother’s footsteps.
Well, I can’t imagine any stripper with the stage name of County Road 370 North. But before we moved to the country we lived on Cortez Street and had two Labrador retrievers named Duke and Daisy.
Duke Cortez. Wow, not bad. Maybe I’ll just use the name.
Roly Poly Rural Route 2
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Gypsy Rose. Which would also be my son’s stripper name. Erugh! My boyfriend would be Timmy Burgess - which is kinda nifty.
Chico Besboro. Alternatively, Sambo Besboro (simultaneously-owned dogs). Pretty funny porn/stripper name for a white guy.
Duchess 14th St.
I think it needs a Saint in there somewhere.
Boney Barcelona
Meh! That I wouldn’t want to see. Ah. . . . just . . . no.
Happy Capri
Heh… interesting…
Ha! I like it.
Raygun Cottonwood. It sounds male stripperish, sort of.
Pit Pit Dollard.
I imagine a 400-pound stripper.
Brandy Haven.
I’ll take your singles now.
Gypsy Rose Lee was a famous burlesque entertainer, so it’s quite appropriate! (except for men I suppose!)
So, I end up being Gabriel Patrick Henry.
Oooooo! Sexy. :rolleyes:
I really needed a brand new way to feel like a dork.
Tris
Oh dear. This can only end badly for me.
Wizzer Hollow.
I’m going to hide somewhere.
I didn’t realize that we had so many Dopers with so many different… specialties?
Earnest Middlesex
Kind of works, if I were really very serious about about stripping.
I always thought I’d go with Darling, which is my nom de plume…and nom d’apparel, and if necessary my nom de guerre. So it might as well be my nom de taking your clothes of for money…
Midnight PineHill
hmm…
Tigger Chandler
Meh.
My kid’s is Morgana Wilshire. Sounds pretty good.