Kina Summer, would would be great if I were a chick.
Snuffy Portugese. Well that would work for a chick with one hell of a kinky act.
Totally! So… How YOU doin’?
Sincerely,
Snooky Douglas
Cubby 7th St.
My entire life has been boring and meaningless.
Star Indianola. Oh baby oh baby oh.
Pete Crickett.
(Cue the bad 70’s music. Now all I just need is to grow the porn mustache).
Well, it’d be Gonzo Dale, Max Dale, Snoopy Dale, Quincy Dale, Nordberg Dale, Triscadecaphobia Dale, or 14 Dale.
I believe Gonzo was first, chronologically, although “Max Dale” sounds pretty sweet.
Jay Forest
Well, nicely ambiguous. And about as real sounding as those pine tree car air fresheners smell like real pine.
Oh, great. Now I’m going to have to go masturbate like a motherfuck.
Well, I did have a small turtle named Montana.
Montana Dale. Happy jerkings!
Max Edgewood.
Cue the porno music.
There have been some good ones, here. And there have been some funny ones. I don’t think Bandit Walnut counts as either.
Good thing the other career plans seem to be working out.
Fresca [State Route] 109?
Kind of like a name from Logan’s Run.
Nikki Bay
Could be a girl or a guy, I guess.
Princess Walton.
Yeah, totally gay.
Prince Hickory
Do I win?
Tiger Addison.
Oliver Juneau.
Say it fast and it works…but a crossdressing thing might have to happen.
I still think Randy Palamino is the best…except that was the guy’s real name.
Could Max Edgewood, Prince Hickory and Tiger Addison please meet me in the other room?
Kelly Crestover. It almost makes me wish I had lady bits.