Put your hands together for Snowball Silver.
Oh dear.
Blackie Iroquois.
Blackie (not a racist epithet, she was black with white paws!) had a litter of 5 kittens right around when Watergate was happening. So my parents named them all after the ringleaders, but with “feline” twists. So we also had G. Gordon Kitty and E. Howard Runt and Bobcat Woodward.
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Kitty Brighton for me.
But my husband has the greatest one ever which he hates heh. His would be:
Mimi Cherry
Come on…that’s golden.
I was at a strip club the other week, and one of the strippers was named… Myrna.
I mean, Myrna? As a stripper name?
Still, I guess it beats mine, which by the rules of the OP would be Zeke Irwin.
well, it could be
Cupcake Baker Hill (and I’d drop the “Hill”)
or
Ginger Southgate
depending on if you’re asking about the first pet I actually remember, or the one the family had when I was born
but the second one sounds more like a soap opera character
According to the formula, my stripper name would be…
Bob B. :dubious:
I really can’t see people getting too excited about that one. (Bob was a female guinea pig, for what it’s worth.)
I had a friend back in Vegas who used the stage name Caroline Pierce. She was, unsurprisingly, sporting more than a few piercings.
Anyrose, I’ll join you in that soap opera with:
Tippie North.
Although on second thought, with the right attitude, it might work for a stripper.
I hate you guys! My mind has gone to live in the gutter.
c’mon over here 
Would it spoil the fun too much for me to mention that this naming convention is used by female impersonators and not strippers?
Anyway, mine would be Sandy College Hill Road.
So now you know why I’m such a spoilsport.
I’ve heard it as both “stripper names” and “drag queen names”
Gunnar High.
I guess if I think of the first name I gave a pet, it’s different. “New-New High”. There was also an Old Old. I was so darn creative.
Brendon Small
Hmmm…interesting. I guess if I wanted to become a F to M drag queen (drag king?) Ernest Middlesex would be pefect.
I had never heard that in regard to strippers; I’ve learned something new.
Carry on.
Let’s give a warm welcome to Stinky Hardwood, ladies and gentlemen. 
Stinky had a brother named Rippy.
Pussywillow Meade
My parents gave me my first kitten when I was three, and yes they let me name her after the book by Margaret Wise Brown. Do I win?
Nah, Sniffy Victory doesn’t make it. However, I have a joke names file. A few in there would make fine stripper names.
Ophelia Hardin
Mimi Yuyu
Dwanna Stop
Are you kidding?
Think about it.
Say hello to Bear 71. Which half-works, I guess.
We really need a better way to come up with the last names, here…
Denise Renwood
I suppose it makes a better soap opera character or drag queen name.