Rusty Tulip.
Yuck. :rolleyes:
Fifi Del Mastro. Fifi was a parakeet.
Butch Derrick.
Actually that would work quite well if I were a male stripper, I think.
Bobby Cincinnati. I probably wouldn’t pay to see me.
well… the first pet my family had in my life time would make me Pennsy Woodcrest, which doesn’t really work for a guy (unless I was a drag queen, I guess).
Fortunately, the first pet that was for me specifically makes me…
drum roll please…
Sunny Woodcrest!
Eh, it does sound like a fake name, but not necessarily a stripper name.
Okay, I have the worst stripper name ever:
Onion Northwood.
Now things get a bit better if we use the name of my second pet: Lance Northwood. Definitely some potential there.
Let’s see…
If we use the first pet that was around when I existed, I’d be Alfa Palladian. Next pet makes me Baron Palladian-- not a good name for a female stripper, but would work for a male. Nowadays I’d be Sienna Hidden Meadow.
Chi-chi Summit.
“Ok, prude. You name them.” -Punch
Well, the point of stripping is that your meadow doesn’t remain hidden.
Mine even comes with a tag line.
Moses Valentine
“Let me take you to the promise land.”
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Baby Broadmoor. Not too bad actually.
-groan-
Best Stripper Names Ever? I lose the thread. I always lose this game.
I don’t know what possessed my parents to name our cat Scabby. I don’t know what drew them to buy a house on Grubb Avenue either.
Yes, my stripper name is Scabby Grubb.
Second Pet/Second Street doesn’t improve matters all that much - not sure of the sequence we had the pets in, but it would be either Smurfy Wirilda or Stanley Wirilda
Mittens Prison? That doesn’t even work for a gay male stripper.
And yes - I grew up on Prison Road. Which might make for a lousy stripper name but would be a really great title for a country song.
Scabby Grubb. I love it. I hereby pronounce it the best stripper name ever, in all of the land.
Cheetah Greenwood for me. Makes me think more of a cheesy rock star than a porn star.
It ain’t easy bein’ cheesy, you know. Ain’t easy having green wood, either, I’d imagine.
I’m with you, Alice. It is the best stripper name in all the land.
You’d have to pay me, large sums to get me to go to a club where she (or he) were dancing, but it’s still the best stripper name out there.
Miss Bea Haven was a burlesque artist.
Me, I get Alexander Hartzel. Either of my children, however, could work under the nicely androgenous Curly Montevino.
I seriously doubt that I could be taken seriously as Snoopy Asbury.
My sister, however, would be a shoe-in with Amanda Lake.