Rusty Tulip.
Yuck. :rolleyes:
Fifi Del Mastro. Fifi was a parakeet.
Butch Derrick.
Actually that would work quite well if I were a male stripper, I think.
Bobby Cincinnati. I probably wouldn’t pay to see me.
well… the first pet my family had in my life time would make me Pennsy Woodcrest, which doesn’t really work for a guy (unless I was a drag queen, I guess).
Fortunately, the first pet that was for me specifically makes me…
drum roll please…
Sunny Woodcrest!
Eh, it does sound like a fake name, but not necessarily a stripper name.
Okay, I have the worst stripper name ever:
Onion Northwood.
Now things get a bit better if we use the name of my second pet: Lance Northwood. Definitely some potential there.
Let’s see…
If we use the first pet that was around when I existed, I’d be Alfa Palladian. Next pet makes me Baron Palladian-- not a good name for a female stripper, but would work for a male. Nowadays I’d be Sienna Hidden Meadow.
Chi-chi Summit.
“Ok, prude. You name them.” -Punch
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Let’s see…
If we use the first pet that was around when I existed, I’d be Alfa Palladian. Next pet makes me Baron Palladian-- not a good name for a female stripper, but would work for a male. Nowadays I’d be Sienna Hidden Meadow.
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Well, the point of stripping is that your meadow doesn’t remain hidden.
Mine even comes with a tag line.
Moses Valentine
“Let me take you to the promise land.”
etgaw1
Baby Broadmoor. Not too bad actually.
-groan-
Best Stripper Names Ever? I lose the thread. I always lose this game.
I don’t know what possessed my parents to name our cat Scabby. I don’t know what drew them to buy a house on Grubb Avenue either.
Yes, my stripper name is Scabby Grubb.
Second Pet/Second Street doesn’t improve matters all that much - not sure of the sequence we had the pets in, but it would be either Smurfy Wirilda or Stanley Wirilda
Mittens Prison? That doesn’t even work for a gay male stripper.
And yes - I grew up on Prison Road. Which might make for a lousy stripper name but would be a really great title for a country song.
Scabby Grubb. I love it. I hereby pronounce it the best stripper name ever, in all of the land.
Cheetah Greenwood for me. Makes me think more of a cheesy rock star than a porn star.
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Cheetah Greenwood for me. Makes me think more of a cheesy rock star than a porn star.
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It ain’t easy bein’ cheesy, you know. Ain’t easy having green wood, either, I’d imagine.
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Scabby Grubb. I love it. I hereby pronounce it the best stripper name ever, in all of the land.
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I’m with you, Alice. It is the best stripper name in all the land.
You’d have to pay me, large sums to get me to go to a club where she (or he) were dancing, but it’s still the best stripper name out there.
Miss Bea Haven was a burlesque artist.
Me, I get Alexander Hartzel. Either of my children, however, could work under the nicely androgenous Curly Montevino.
I seriously doubt that I could be taken seriously as Snoopy Asbury.
My sister, however, would be a shoe-in with Amanda Lake.