It’s by using this formula that my SO, Pepper Mill, got her name. It worked out pretty well.
If I do it, I come out as Fluffy Colfax, which doesn’t really work. Our daughter, MilliCal, would be Midnight Fairmont, which is actually kinda intriguing.
Nope. My dad named a couple of cats before I was in the world. That was their names. Trisca was a dark Siamese, 14 was a grey one.
I like Midnight Fairmont. She’d have to live in the tanning booth, though.
Tommy Maywood. Being a female, I’ll probably just use this if I ever become a drag king.
Scabby Grubb is an excellent stripper name. I doubt she’d often be chosen for lapdances, though. Although she could probably do very well with the sale of teeshirts printed “I went to Club Chubby and all I got was a lapdance from Scabby Grubb.”
First pet and street…hmmm…Dinky Chestnut.
I hate this game.
Stranger
::Points and laughs::
[Nelson]HA-HA![/Nelson]
Diablo Cherry.
(But I am a guy)
Pluff Birdwell
Rusty Horseshoe
Really.
Mine’s not worth mentioning, but I knew a guy once who had a great one: Bullet Lawson.
Definitely a Nun theme there.
Myself- Rex Monroe - YEAH BAY-BEE!
Totally. I am reminded of a spam e-mail my wife once got offering up “nasty fleabag hos” for her enjoyment and edification. It looks like ol’ Scabby fits right into that market niche.
Whisper Lorendale
It rolls off the tongue, indeed.
You know, I’m very glad we got Whisper the parakeet before we got Nasty the cockatiel.
Jaws Rooster (Hill)
Fail.
Bubbles Stratton checking in. Not bad for a drag queen. If it was my parents situation, it would be** Molly Barmouth**.
I really, really wish mine was as good as Scabby Grub. It isn’t.
Because we also grew up on a numbered street, I’ve always used the name of the street one over - the closest named street. This gives me: Butch Olcott. :dubious:
Are there lesbian strip clubs?
Well, I’d be Tybalt Chestnut. Not a great name for a female stripper, but we’d be a heck of a creepy “family” act. 
My husband would be Trice Fish Hatchery Road. 
Your husband is from Madison, Wis.?
Nope, that’s the Fish Hatchery Road in Huntsville, Texas.