The Best Stripper Names Ever

I’ve played this game before. I’m not sure if Corkey DryBone is a great name or a horrible name.

Mine would probably be better for a bookie; Diamond Marks. Not exactly the get-up I’d go for. However, if I could go by now, I’d be the etheral Zen Wolfe. Either that or I’d own a herb shop.

So, under those circumstances, if I ever met up with a Snuffy Portugese, can you imagine the pups we could produce?

We moved around an awful lot and had a good few pets when I was a kid.

I don’t think we even bothered to name the canaries…

I’ll just start from baby to age 10. So that leaves me with:

First names: Emma, Angelica, Bailey

Last names: Burnet, Oregon City, Malloway

Bailey Malloway sure sounds like it ought to be a soap opera name… Angelica Burnet would work (with the appropriate local mis-pronunciation) if I had some really explosive special effects… :eek:

My first pet was a rabbit. I’m going to use a later street though:

Sooty Velvet-whiskers Silverhill :eek:

Maya Madison. No kidding. Oh yeah, baby.

Fuzzy Wuzzy Chelsea. Well, I guess I would appeal to guys with hair fetishes.

My favorite names so far have been Doc South Main and Bobby Cincinatti. Not even as stripper names but just names in general. I want to use those two in a short story or something. I always heard it was your first pet and your mothers maiden name. I just asked my SO and its even worth relating since he was born in Helsinki and everything there sounds like gibberish

Luv,
Sparkie Lynwood

I’ve definitely got the worst- Floppy Acreman.

(floppy was a fantail guppy, for those of you wondering)

[QUOTE=Buckwheat]
Diablo Cherry.
(But I am a guy)
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That’s great. I’m not a guy, can I have that when I start my stripper career?

Sam Tupelo.

Hm. Sounds more like the protagonist of a detective novel.

Ginger Belaire.

Not quite the masculine name I would have liked.
I once came across a person who had the name Lola Love.

Ebony Brighton.

I’m way too pale for my stripper name. :stuck_out_tongue:

[QUOTE=adam yax]

I once came across a person who had the name Lola Love.
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Literally?

Harold Sherwood.

Porn star name!

Off-topic but I work with a man with the best real-life porn-star, stripper name. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, “Johnny Long”.

[QUOTE=Alice The Goon]
I was bored at work yesterday and started asking coworkers what was 1)the name of the first pet they had and 2)the name of the street they grew up on. From this I formed their stripper names.

My own is Pepper Nitz- kind of creepy considering nits are baby lice.

But my co-workers, oh what glamorous and fanciful names they have! There’s Queenie Quality Hill, Maneater Stanley, and Lurch McKinley! You know you’d pay a LOT to see them shake their thangs and take it all off.

What’s your stripper name?
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Mine would be Gypsy Marion.

You can always pronounce yours “Pepper Nights” which has a somewhat sexy allure to it.

[QUOTE=KRM]
Off-topic but I work with a man with the best real-life porn-star, stripper name. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, “Johnny Long”.
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I just read about an old british army general named, “Manley Power.”

[QUOTE=Kalhoun]
You can always pronounce yours “Pepper Nights” which has a somewhat sexy allure to it.
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Hey, I never thought of that! That’s much better- thanks!

[QUOTE=betenoir]
Literally?
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Honest to Og. That was her real name.

[QUOTE=adam yax]
Honest to Og. That was her real name.
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No I mean did you really come across her…

“when I think of all the people I’ve come across in life…and all the people who have come across me…”