The Best Stripper Names Ever

I’ve played this game before. I’m not sure if Corkey DryBone is a great name or a horrible name.

Mine would probably be better for a bookie; Diamond Marks. Not exactly the get-up I’d go for. However, if I could go by now, I’d be the etheral Zen Wolfe. Either that or I’d own a herb shop.

So, under those circumstances, if I ever met up with a Snuffy Portugese, can you imagine the pups we could produce?

We moved around an awful lot and had a good few pets when I was a kid.

I don’t think we even bothered to name the canaries…

I’ll just start from baby to age 10. So that leaves me with:

First names: Emma, Angelica, Bailey

Last names: Burnet, Oregon City, Malloway

Bailey Malloway sure sounds like it ought to be a soap opera name… Angelica Burnet would work (with the appropriate local mis-pronunciation) if I had some really explosive special effects… :eek:

My first pet was a rabbit. I’m going to use a later street though:

Sooty Velvet-whiskers Silverhill :eek:

Maya Madison. No kidding. Oh yeah, baby.

Fuzzy Wuzzy Chelsea. Well, I guess I would appeal to guys with hair fetishes.

My favorite names so far have been Doc South Main and Bobby Cincinatti. Not even as stripper names but just names in general. I want to use those two in a short story or something. I always heard it was your first pet and your mothers maiden name. I just asked my SO and its even worth relating since he was born in Helsinki and everything there sounds like gibberish

Luv,
Sparkie Lynwood

I’ve definitely got the worst- Floppy Acreman.

(floppy was a fantail guppy, for those of you wondering)

That’s great. I’m not a guy, can I have that when I start my stripper career?

Sam Tupelo.

Hm. Sounds more like the protagonist of a detective novel.

Ginger Belaire.

Not quite the masculine name I would have liked.
I once came across a person who had the name Lola Love.

Ebony Brighton.

I’m way too pale for my stripper name. :stuck_out_tongue:

Literally?

Harold Sherwood.

Porn star name!

Off-topic but I work with a man with the best real-life porn-star, stripper name. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, “Johnny Long”.

Mine would be Gypsy Marion.

You can always pronounce yours “Pepper Nights” which has a somewhat sexy allure to it.

I just read about an old british army general named, “Manley Power.”

Hey, I never thought of that! That’s much better- thanks!

Honest to Og. That was her real name.

No I mean did you really come across her…

“when I think of all the people I’ve come across in life…and all the people who have come across me…”