The "Birthers" are maggots!

[SteveG1]

@Really_Not_All_That_Bright

Well, just “American” politics could reasonably be taken to mean the politics of the Americas.

Or it could be taken for what it is … a fucking circus freak show.

[Amber_in_Treasury]

So, whatever happened to Srsly Averbuch and her ginormous false lashes?

[The_Tooth]

@Cat_Whisperer

Aw, man, here I thought we were getting some fresh new ranting to sink our teeth in, but no, more US American politics. Sigh.

It could be worse. It could be us.

[Tapioca_Dextrin]

@Amber_in_Treasury

I’m wondering, what has the oily taint been up to?

Richard Gere’s anus?

[Tapioca_Dextrin]

@Amber_in_Treasury

So, whatever happened to Srsly Averbuch and her ginormous false lashes?

Richard Gere’s anus?

[Tapioca_Dextrin]

@SteveG1

Or it could be taken for what it is …

I’m not going there

[MeanOldLady]

Birthers? What the…? Are they still around?

[Cat_Whisperer]

@The_Tooth

It could be worse. It could be us.

Thanks for snapping that into perspective.

[ShibbOleth]

@Tapioca_Dextrin

I’m not going there

Richard Gere’s anus?

[gonzomax]

@Squink

Perhaps, but it’s unconstitutional to ask it.

Asked and answered.

[Guinastasia]

@Squink

Perhaps, but it’s unconstitutional to ask it.

[Smeghead]

I’m doing research on fruit fly larvae, which, if I’m not mistaken, makes me the board’s resident expert on maggots. In my experience, none of them even care about American politics. They’re generally quite easygoing and tolerant of rival philosophies.

[ToeJam]

What kind of Research, Smeghead?
Are you actually interested in the flies or do you just deal w/ Drossophila (sp?) and basically using them for your sick and twisted awesome genetic experiments?

[Projammer]

@Smeghead

I’m doing research on fruit fly larvae, which, if I’m not mistaken, makes me the board’s resident expert on maggots. In my experience, none of them even care about American politics. They’re generally quite easygoing and tolerant of rival philosophies.

So you’re not following them through their full life cycle where they pupate and emerge as full blown birthers? Then they seek out more shit to spawn the next generation.

[BigT]

@Guinastasia

I wonder about this, too. Is it just a snarky jab, about how anything the other side does is often called unconstitutional?

Or is it more educated snark, about how the courts have ruled that no one has the standing to bring this up, in effect calling it unconstitutional to do so?

Or something else entirely?

[Monty]

@Squink

Perhaps, but it’s unconstitutional to ask it.

Nope. It’s constitutional to ask it. It’s just ridiculous and asinine to not only refuse to accept the factual answer but to also beat it to death with wing-nut hooey.

[detop]

@Projammer

So you’re not following them through their full life cycle where they pupate and emerge as full blown birthers? Then they seek out more shit to spawn the next generation.

No, no, no ! BIRTHERS are the invertebrate larvae stage. It hasn’t been indicated what is their adult stage.

[Cort]

I think the birthers are fucking great. They’re hilarious, and they discredit the Republican base. What’s not to like?

[Steve_MB]

@Cort

I think the birthers are fucking great. They’re hilarious, and they discredit the Republican base. What’s not to like?

Yep.

@Voltaire

In my life, I have prayed but one prayer: O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it.

[elfkin477]

@Really_Not_All_That_Bright

Well, just “American” politics could reasonably be taken to mean the politics of the Americas.

No, it wouldn’t. There is no politics of the Americas to speak of, so everyone knows that “American” without further qualification means the US. Even people who don’t like the fact that it means that know it.