I’m starting to think the Bundy’s are long term undercover operatives and this entire farce is just a honey-pot to get all the radical sovereign citizen types in one place and arrest them all at once.
A Burning Man for angry libertarians? A Churning Man?
They’re honeydickin’ 'em?
Burning Rand?
They’re also referred to as “Y’all Qaida”, but perhaps someone already mentioned that.
Now, this is funny,
*Ammon Bundy’s gang finally has the armed confrontation they’ve been preparing for. Just not with whom they were expecting… a group calling itself the Pacific Patriot Network descended on the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Harney County, Oregon, just as Bundy’s group was finishing a press conference… presenting the Bundy militia with “Articles of Resolution,” ordering them to end the standoff and return to their homes.
… the heavily-armed group isn’t siding with either the current militiamen occupying the wildlife refuge or with government agencies… “Ammon [Bundy] felt blindsided,” Todd Macfarlane, an attorney mediating the dispute between the Bundys and the Pacific Patriot Network told The Guardian. “This was not a welcome development. We are trying to de-escalate here – then boom, they all show up.”
According to The Guardian, the Pacific Patriot Network was originally invited by Pete Santilli, a right-wing talk radio host, who wanted additional security on site to keep the peace, since local officials were clearly not getting involved.*
The right wing are just so well organized :rolleyes:
Oregon militia turns away another armed militia’s help
"Bundy didn’t request the presence of the Pacific Patriot Network, he said, and has “tried to put out the word: ‘We don’t need you.’”
The network, a consortium of groups from Oregon, Washington and Idaho, arrived at Malheur National Wildlife Refuge midmorning in a convoy of about 18 vehicles, carrying rifles and handguns and dressed in military attire and bulletproof vests. The Northwest has long been a hotbed for radical anti-government activities and groups."
Apparently the Bundys were upset by the other armed group wearing, “I’m with Stupid” tee shirts.
So now they may also have committed computer crimes.
It really ties the occupation together.
They should have acknowledged defeat at “y’all Qaeda.”
They have a new ally!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/checkpoint/wp/2016/01/09/islamic-state-tries-to-use-oregon-takeover-to-turn-americans-against-their-government/
“THESE are the times that try men’s souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands by it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value. Heaven knows how to put a proper price upon its goods; and it would be strange indeed if so celestial an article as FREEDOM should not be highly rated.”
Or,
French Vanilla coffee creamer? Next they’ll be asking for lattes and driving Priuses around town.
Hell, why not ship them their mommies?
Jeez, they want everything. Why don’t these freeloaders go out and get a damn job?
Isn’t it *Freedom *Vanilla creamer?
*The message suggests using racist and anti-immigrant language to help whip up passions, but then adds a word of caution.
“Not all are racists,” it says, “so be careful.”*
You can’t think up comedy like this.
Maybe we should send Brad Pitt to talk to them.
No, no no. Dennis Rodman. They can then request a basketball court.