The Bundys are at it again.

[blondebear]

@Rick_Kitchen

Maybe we should send Brad Pitt to talk to them.

@enipla

No, no no. Dennis Rodman.

I nominate Sean Penn.

[Count_Blucher]

@blondebear

I nominate Sean Penn.

Redneck on Redneck crime IS often under reported…

[Colibri]

@davidm

French Vanilla coffee creamer? Next they’ll be asking for lattes and driving Priuses around town.

The cigs they’re asking for include Marlboro Lights and Pall Mall Menthols. Shouldn’t tough guys be rolling their own?

They also need gaming supplies. (They’re probably surrounded by Angry Birds as it is.)

[running_coach]

@Colibri

They also need gaming supplies. (They’re probably surrounded by Angry Birds as it is.)

More like Angry Birders.
Still deserves some

[Ludovic]

So what does gaming supplies mean in this context? Cards and board games? Powerups for their smartphone apps? Glue and dice?

[eschereal]

@Rick_Kitchen

Among other items the Bundyistas are asking for, are tampons and French Vanilla coffee creamer.

Hay?

[davidm]

@eschereal

Hell, why not ship them their mommies?

http://www.chron.com/news/science/article/The-Latest-Call-for-supplies-as-standoff-enters-6749376.php

On Saturday, Ammon Bundy’s mother, Carol Bundy, sent an email to supporters asking them to send her son’s group things like sleeping bags, wool socks, cigarettes, toiletries, food, coffee and “French Vanilla Creamer.”

[Colibri]

@Ludovic

So what does gaming supplies mean in this context? Cards and board games? Powerups for their smartphone apps? Glue and dice?

Considering all the guns they have, they have all the equipment they need for Russian roulette and William Tell.

[Colibri]

@running_coach

More like Angry Birders.
Still deserves some

Things are heating up:

79-Year-Old Bird Watcher Takes Down Oregon Militant With Old High School Wrestling Move

“Well heck, one second he was warming his hands by this kind of puny little fire and the next second he was running at me and shouting to get down on the ground,” Saunders told reporters gathered near the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge.

“Made me mad really. It’s public property and here this guy is acting all big and tough and pushy.”

“I don’t swear much at all but I told him to screw right off and that made him really angry. He started yelling right into my face — his breath was…pee you…smelled like beer and maybe salami sausages or something.” So I said there was no darn way I was getting down on the ground and he poked me in the shoulder — so, yeah, I did a leg take-down. Didn’t know I even remembered that old move. Did it without even thinking about it. Haha.”

“We’re hoping this is an isolated incident and we’re asking the elderly not to knock any more militants on their ass,” said the grinning FBI agent.

:D:D:D

[coremelt]

Shouldn’t they be out hunting and living off the land? This is the least manly militia I’ve ever heard of. LMAO at the take down by the 79 year old.

[Rick_Kitchen]

We don’t want them living off the land. They’re in a wildlife refuge.

[China_Guy]

@Colibri

Things are heating up:

79-Year-Old Bird Watcher Takes Down Oregon Militant With Old High School Wrestling Move

:D:D:D

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Lesson of the story: 2nd amendment militias shouldn’t mess with 79 year old teachers out bird watching.

[davidm]

You guys do realize that the wrestling move story is satire, right?

[Monty]

@Colibri

The cigs they’re asking for include Marlboro Lights and Pall Mall Menthols. Shouldn’t tough guys be rolling their own?

Well, if they really want to be seen as manly, maybe they shouldn’t be smoking a cancer stick that started out as a woman’s cigarette or smoking a fag named after some place in England.

[eschereal]

They are in Oregon, they should be smoking Oreganja.

[kaylasdad99]

Where do you think they got the idea for this cockamamie Expotition?

[Muffin]

Re. the 79 year old: that article was by Canadian satire site The Lapine (Lapine, as in the bunnyrabbit language of Watership Down).

[MrDibble]

I’m highly amused that their attorney is the guy who wrote Spawn

[Chimera]

So, our big fearless manly “Patriots”, who…

Are mostly lying about military service.
Are angry because they have to pay rent on public lands
Which they think should be GIVEN to them

then take over a wildlife refuge, and having thoroughly thought this whole thing through…

Have to beg for food, clothing and supplies they didn’t bother to bring because they were hoping to be KILLED before now.
WHAT A BUNCH OF WORTHLESS LYING MOOCHERS!

[Colibri]

@davidm

You guys do realize that the wrestling move story is satire, right?

Yes, but it deserves to be true.

If some rarity shows up in the refuge, the Bundyites will have no chance keeping birders out. In fact, maybe somebody should report a Ross’s Gull on the lake. They would be overwhelmed.