The Bundys are at it again.

[davidm]

@Snowboarder_Bo

The text you quote is not at the link in your post (the link is from 12 January 2016). Where did you find it?

I just found it here: Facebook

[TroutMan]

I don’t know why, but I read through many of the comments on that post. What a trip through crazy town. There’s all the expected wackadoodle shit, but then people bring in stuff like the JFK shooting and helpful corrections like “Please change the wording from, ‘Mr. Finicum was driving a motorized vehicle’ to Mr. Finicum was traveling in a motorized vehicle. Traveling is a right and driving is a privilege given to you by the state.”

JFK’s car was cut up and destroyed within 12 hours of the shooting to hide the evidence of radio controlled guns secreted inside the upholstery. It is already probably too late. In JFK’s situation, they already had a look alike car in the shop where the original was dismantled. That is where the “mystery” bullet came from that blew his head back. It was mounted inside the car’s upholstery itself, radio control operated by the guy with a transmitter on the knoll. Ever wonder why those pic.s are fuzzy? They did not want anyone to know it wasn’t a gun. That would have given the whole thing away

IM VERY SORRY OF MR ROBERT LAVOY FINICUM THAT HAS BEEN SHOT AND MURDERED FROM THE BLM AND VERY PISSED OBAMA HAS ORDER THIS HE HAS CHANGED THE LAW NOT THE CONSTITUTION IN 2-13-2015 HE BYPASSED CONGRESS ON RANCH AND FARM LAND TO BE TAKING AT ANY MEANS THE ONE QUESTION I KEEP ASKING IS WHY, THIS IS WHAT I CAME UP WITH HE WANTS TO F___K UP OUR FOOD SUPPLY I HAVE SEEN 20 FARM AND RANCHES GO OVER NIGHT

[TroutMan]

And that declaration looks relatively sane compared to the latest demand the good “judge” has posted. Paraphrased, the people of Harney County are fearful for their lives and demand the arrest of the commercial mercenaries operating under the guise of “FBI agents”, who are actually in the employ of a French banking cartel known as the International Monetary Fund. Time is of the essence because it’s a life and death situation.

I wish I were making this sound more ridiculous than it is for comedic effect, but no. I think the guy is delusional and mixing the real world up with movies. Which IMF did he actually mean? Maybe Tom Cruise killed LeVoy?

[davidm]

I was going to post a joke about how he was “traveling” rather than “driving”, but it looks like one of the crazies beat me to it.

[running_coach]

@TroutMan

I wish I were making this sound more ridiculous than it is for comedic effect, but no. I think the guy is delusional and mixing the real world up with movies. Which IMF did he actually mean? Maybe Tom Cruise killed LeVoy?

It was Rollin Hand wearing a Tom Cruise mask.

[davidm]

As Emperor of North America and Grand Potentate of all contiguous land masses and coastal islands, I’ve dismissed Mr. Doucette from his judgeship.
(Hey, if he can pull a judgeship out of his ass I can be an Emperor and Grand Potentate and even a fucking Time Lord if I want!)

[kaylasdad99]

@TroutMan

I wish I were making this sound more ridiculous than it is for comedic effect, but no. I think the guy is delusional and mixing the real world up with movies. Which IMF did he actually mean? Maybe Tom Cruise killed LeVoy?

Tom Cruise has nothing to do with Mission: Impossible.

Because in Mission: Impossible, Jim Phelps is the good guy. This is a non-negotiable point of M: I canon.

That Tom Cruise thing was about a different organization altogether.

Please pardon the interruption and carry on with whatever you were discussing.

[Robot_Arm]

@kaylasdad99

Because in Mission: Impossible, Jim Phelps is the good guy. This is a non-negotiable point of M: I canon.

And the theme song is in 5/4 time, dammit!

[TroutMan]

@kaylasdad99

Because in Mission: Impossible, Jim Phelps is the good guy. This is a non-negotiable point of M: I canon.

Exactly, Jim Phelps never would have killed LaVoy. It had to be Cruise.

[Jack_Batty]

@TroutMan

And that declaration looks relatively sane compared to the latest demand the good “judge” has posted. Paraphrased, the people of Harney County are fearful for their lives and demand the arrest of the commercial mercenaries operating under the guise of “FBI agents”, who are actually in the employ of a French banking cartel known as the International Monetary Fund. Time is of the essence because it’s a life and death situation.

I wish I were making this sound more ridiculous than it is for comedic effect, but no. I think the guy is delusional and mixing the real world up with movies. Which IMF did he actually mean? Maybe Tom Cruise killed LeVoy?

I think the judge may be Mike Myers’s dad from So I Married and Axe Murder

[kaylasdad99]

@TroutMan

Paraphrased, the people of Harney County are fearful for their lives and demand the arrest of the commercial mercenaries operating under the guise of “FBI agents”, who are actually in the employ of a **French banking cartel **known as the International Monetary Fund.

I keep reading that as "French BAKING cartel, and now I want an eclair…

[eschereal]

@standingwave

Makeshift memorial springs up on Oregon highway for rancher

And a blue tarp. Don’t forget the blue tarp. I like the tarp.

I find the little garden of American Flags! more cognitively dissonant than the rest of it. These twits are fighting against America more than “in defense of America”. They want the flags to mean what they think they mean, not what most of us think they mean. Yes, the original “patriots” who founded this country were, in their time, more the opposite of patriots (turncoats against the existing order), so the very idea of patriotism has become, in that sense, meaningless. The flags on that memorial simply do not make sense.

[jasg]

@Miller

[Moderating]
jasg, I have removed the phone number from your quote. Please be a little more careful about posting other people’s contact information.
[/Moderating]

:smack:Thanks:smack:

[jasg]

@Snowboarder_Bo

The text you quote is not at the link in your post (the link is from 12 January 2016). Where did you find it?

As others have said, it came from Facebook. Specifically, Jim Wright’s (Stonekettle Station) Facebook post on the subject.

[eschereal]

Judge Bruce Doucette’s letter of elevation can be discovered here (painstakingly transcribed for your amusement):

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(scannedretina.com - This website is for sale! - scannedretina Resources and Information.)"]Bruce Doucette, a Natural man, living and breathing, and standing upon the land, and not a creature, or subject to, or of, the SEE (SEA), do hereby attest and affirm, that I seek the Truth, the whole Truth, and nothing but the Truth, in all matters, seen & unseen, known & unknown, real or imagined, tangible & intangible.

I am the warrior protector for those who know not how to speak of crimes against them. I hear the True witness for those unable to defend themselves. I educate & inform those whose eyes, ears and minds are open, receptive, and ready to see, hear and think, should it be their choice to seek these freedoms for themselves.

I invoke practices of juris divini, at all times, and I provide fair counsel to those in need of healing, and provide, to the best of my abilities, prompt and sufficient remedy for all injuries, real and believed to be real. I, with my heart & mind, together united, provide a peaceful and equitable venue for all those seeking proper & civil redress of their grievances.

I do protect, shield, and defend the Land, Patents, eStates, and Property Rights of individual inheritances, and those granted them at birth, from all enemies, both foreign and domestic, knowing that Property includes one’s Freedoms, Liberties and Pursuits, and that Privacy of all papers, private & public, rises it include the free, unencumbered, and unobstructed access to clean water, air, food, and energy.

I do NOT provoke, prod, influence, lobby, intimidate, threaten, or coerce any one’s free will to Consent to Contracts not of their making, or those not contributing to their welfare & benefit. I set warrants, writs, and orders, against all individuals, collectives, or corporations soliciting or proffering unfair trade practices, and shall nullify & void all gratuitous bailments & contracts where usury, extortion or fraud are found, and where injury would likely occur through their executions, if these instruments are left standing.

I have jurisdiction in all matters of all states, and estates, nations, and countries, where oppression, tyranny, suffrage, peonage, barratry, piracy, slavery of any type, involuntary servitude, antitrust, monopolizing, terrorism, exploitation, blackmail, extortion, wrongful detainment psych & instruments for profit, have been alleged, and/or charged.

I do NOT waiver, or retreat in fear, or trepidation from these responsibilities. I carry the vessel of Light & Truth wherever I will, knowing that where Truth prevails, Darkness fails.

I do NO harm where none is earned!

My Oath is my Bond. My Word is my Honor. My Honor is Steadfast & Resolute.

So Say I.

(spoiler-boxed to reduce the tl;dr excess of it)

[Snowboarder_Bo]

@running_coach

It was Rollin Hand wearing a Tom Cruise mask.

Neither Henry Rollins nor his band has ever performed with a Tom Cruise mask on.

[Slow_Moving_Vehicle]

@Snowboarder_Bo

Neither Henry Rollins nor his band has ever performed with a Tom Cruise mask on.

Sure, that’s what Obama wants you to think…

[BrainGlutton]

@davidm

As Emperor of North America and Grand Potentate of all contiguous land masses and coastal islands, I’ve dismissed Mr. Doucette from his judgeship.
(Hey, if he can pull a judgeship out of his ass I can be an Emperor and Grand Potentate and even a fucking Time Lord if I want!)

@eschereal

Judge Bruce Doucette’s letter of elevation can be discovered here (painstakingly transcribed for your amusement):

(spoiler-boxed to reduce the tl;dr excess of it)

. . . Wow! I think he’s got Your Majestic Potency and Timelordship topped, davidm!

[enipla]

@eschereal

Judge Bruce Doucette’s letter of elevation can be discovered here (painstakingly transcribed for your amusement):

(spoiler-boxed to reduce the tl;dr excess of it)

And if you need your computer repaired, give the High Lord Bruce a call.

[Fubaya]

The Bundy facebook page, posted this image today of a certified letter Cliven Bundy sent to Sheriff Ward.

I couldn’t help but notice that the image contained the elder Bundy’s PO address. Anybody got any bags of dicks left over?