Shayna,
I want pictures. (Heck, I’ll offer to TAKE the pics!)
Oh – my wife’s a natural redhead but noone knows it.
Those hairs that never see the light of day are a beautiful unmistakeably natural red. But sunlight bleaches her head full of hair to a wonderful blonde. (BTW, she’s also a 34C and has the fair skin and eyes of a redhead.)
Is anyone else this wonderful mix of blonde/red?
SouthernStyle
just wanted to sorround myself by redheads, as my girlfriend knows, i love redheads, she’s a redhead, busty too, 36C, busty enough for me, and now i feel like a babe in a fluffy white cloud being sorrounded by all these busty red’s. ahhhhhh. 
Now I’m disappointed. I have done everything I can to meet the requirements of a proper netizen by being fat, obnoxious, and pretentious but here comes this Busty Readhead thread and the claims, of some at least, turn out to be TRUE! This is disgraceful. I’ve come to expect cops. Male cops.
Shayna, fr’instance, you’re gorgeous and plenty busty and nice and I’d be hitting on you SO FAST if, like, I weren’t married and allergic to cats and living nowhere near you. And being cute would probably help me, too.
Christi, I have no idea what a “peep” is, but you slay me. Most excellent teeth, too. And do any of you fetishists out there have as big a thing (oops–wrong thread!) for women in glasses as I do?
Elthia, artificial redheads count. Former redheads count. Present/former/sometime blondes count. I remember how my entire seventh grade class suddenly became blonde. Well, only some of the guys. But all the girls.
Gray counts, pepperlandgirl. I think of Emmylou Harris.
Scotticher, I’ll fawn without a picture. I’m almost as good at fawning as I am at groveling.
Palmyra, I don’t know if guys count, but my strawberry-blond brother has blonde eyelashes and my solidly (for now) redheaded brother has red eyelashes.
Everybody else I didn’t mention, I am sure that you are totally beautiful. Or else you should be heading back to the police station because there is only minimal hanky-panky going on here.
I was avoiding this thread due to fear of being found not nearly as attractive as say, Shayna. Sigh. Well, here goes. I am naturally a blonde, with definite red highlights. If I’m not careful in my choice of haircolor (to cover up the white, yes, I know I’m too young, started at age 17) I’ll come out a flaming redhead. I do mean flaming! And, I don’t have the complexion, quite, to pull that off. 
Although the last time it happened, people stopped asking me where my son got his red hair from! (From his daddy, and his side of the family).
As to the busty…well, that depends on your definition of busty. Does 44DD count? 
And that was after surgery to make them smaller! SIGH. Yes, I know, they arrive everywhere several minutes before I do. I’ve heard them all. Get a grip fellas! <Figuratively speaking of course!;)>
Out of 1 husband, 2 kids, his entire family <mom,dad,sisters, himself, and niece and nephews> my daughter and I are the only ones not redheads! Does that count?
I’ll fawn now, too, Scotticher. Do you have an accent, too? 
Oh, God! An accent would KILL me!
Scotticher, WELCOME to the official busty redheads clan! See? I told you you’d be fawned over. Now put on that sexy accent of yours and start flirtin’, girl! 
SouthernStyle, uhm, forgive me, but I’m lost. What is it you want to take pictures of exactly? LMAO - can’t wait to hear this one. But who knows, if it’s good, I might actually consider posing for them!
dropzone, waddaya mean I can’t flirt with you cuz you’re married? Dang, if that were really against the rules here, I’d be in BIIIIIG trouble! And thank you for the compliment, you hot hunk o’ man, you!
purply, I will not hear you put yourself down by comparing yourself to me. You are one of the most beautiful people on this board - inside and out! And don’t you ever forget that! {{{{{purplebear}}}}}
Gee Shayna,
I don’t know how to post a decent reply and maintain some form of dignity. What the hell – I’m a guy – I have no dignity.
When I first read your comment, “Cristi, you simply cannot go on and on about your ample bust and cleavage, teasing and tantalizing, and then give me a compliment like that. From one bi-curious female to another - that could be very dangerous!” I responded immediately without considering the intervening posts.
Such event SHOULD be recorded for posterity. (posterior?)
SouthernStyle
Fine Shayna, don’t welcome the rest of us who just joined up… (JUST KIDDING)
Well, I’m a bottle redhead, but when I had my natural hair color, it would get red streaks after being in the sunlight. The way I figure it, though, my mother was a redhead, my grandmother was a redhead, and my great-grandmother had auburn hair. If I had been white, I probably would have been a redhead. But my mother decided to mix the pot a little, so I ended up Scots-Irish, English, Cherokee, Aztec, Black and Spanish. Busty? Well, I’m a 34 full C, sometimes I have to wear a D. Not exactly busty, not flat. Where do I fit in?
sniff Falcon sob I would never waaah hurt you intentionally wail. Honest. But Scotticher, being brand new to SD and all, and me having specifically directed her to this topic… How can I grovel and make this up to you, my sexy, gorgeous friend?
(P.S. I can’t remember the thread title now, but it was something about a top 10 list of people you’d have sex with and you mentioned Chris Noth. I posted a little story about him in there for you to read. If you can’t find it, let me know and I’ll search around and post the link for you.)
And, Ok SouthernStyle, now I get it. LMAO That certainly would be an interesting photo op, wouldn’t it? I’d have to get past the “curious” part first, though.
ok y’all need to post more pictures
Flatchested redheads rule! Anybody who thinks chests have to be big to be beautiful is a damn fool!
-dook
Shayna,
I’ll gladly help overcome the “curious” part. What’s it take – a couple of dates? Booze? How about some valium?
Trust me – yeah – that’s it – trust me.
SouthernStyle
Hmmm Since there are no Busty Blonde threads, I guess I’ll check in here. But I was a redhead about a year ago… does that count?
Shayna: No, I can’t flirt with you, you red-hot mama (oops). You are welcome to flirt with me!
GreenEyes: Yes.
Dook: As a great philosopher (my brother) once said, “Anything more than a mouthful is wasted.”
and as another great philosopher <umm… ME> has said many times… Anyone who thinks that more than a mouthful is a waste…doesn’t know what the hell they are doing…
Sorta makes as much sense as saying, “more than 4 inches is a waste”…
Do we get membership cards? Is there a secret handshake? A secret wonderbra? Gravity is not our friend…
And some of us don’t even need that…
-dook
WOO-HOO! An entire page later, I finally get an admirer!
Yeah, well ok, so I’m slow…
-dook
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