Yes, it is a takeoff of the Invisible Pink Unicorn.
And that’s about it. Came to me while I was glancing at one of the pit threads devited to jack dean tyler.
Come one, come all, to the CVPF! Nobody will be held back or cut from amongst our ranks! Together we will take over the world!
I’m in.
I dont get it.
I do… giggles
I’d be more wary of the invisible pink foreskin. How would JDT ever please you that way?
Hehehe . . . look what you started, JDT . . . 
Maybe we should hold a rally or start giving people jobs or something?
I’m in.
I shall worship the VPF and serve the will of its church!
I shall spread the gospel!
I shall put down women properly!
I shall fight the medical conspiracy!
I shall eshew reason for dogma!
May the prophet JDT be exalted for showing the way.
May the prophet iampunha be exalted for found the church.
May the prophet Acksome be exalted for his sacrificed.
The VPF spawned the world!
The VPF will suck back in the world!
My praise to the VPF for all eternity.
My loyalty o the CVPF for all eternity.
I SO don’t want to know, Ender . . . JDT doesn’t please me. Does he please you?
[aside] CVPF members, we have a heretic amongst us! Get the scalpel ready! And teach me how to spell scalpel![/aside]
Are you taking applications for different positions? (Oh, I forgot…only one position allowed!)
In any case, I’d like to apply to be the organist.
Application gratefully accepted. Thanks to Green Bean for her sacrifice in this matter.
You will go down in history, Ms. Bean, as a hero in your own time.
We need volunteers for research! Go find unsuspecting men who have not ben circumcised and show them the proper way to have sex! Show them that penetration is to be used only as a last resort! Show them . . . well, a good time. Ladies, you MUST sacrifice yourselves for the good of the CVPF. Give us, in intricate detail, the happenings and your findings!
With the wet spot gone, sex will now be the clean act CVPF intended! Huzzah!
I feel a calling to fulfill the role of alter girl who gently folds back the foreskin as part of the cleansing ritual. Please, VPF, find me worthy of fulfilling this taks.
You do want Monday Night Football-type diagrammed photos, do you not?
::goes to interview candidates in the dorm::
I am in too, please don’t show me your foreskins and I won’t show you mine.
Don’t y’all know that you’re supposed to save penetration for last? Did NONE of you read JDT’s many inspired posts?
Fletch, as my foreskin’s probably all decayed by now (phimosis’ll do that to you), I don’t want to see it either.
tiggeril, I want pictures . . . I want lurid accounts . … I want you to tape the whole thing. I want to be able to feel as though I were a part of the act itself.
And remember, tiggeril — the establishment circumcised members of the army. They are of absolutely no use to us unless they want to sacrifice themselves for the betterment of the CVPF.
porcupine, you are, in the opinion of the founding foreskin of the CVPF, worthy of such a task. Just don’t let your dog near it (the Holy Foreskin).
Nest on the agenda: a trip to the Washington Monument to restore it in all its glory. I nominate The Tim and Erika to get appropriate amounts of sackcloth and foam rubber.
Wahoo! My first holy mission! Should I also get a bunch of tug-ahoys for any converts?
Good idea, The Tim. While you’re at it, try to recruit some of the men and spouses of women from JDT’s two threads.
Power to the CVPF!
A most worthy cause, indeed. May it ever thrust on upwards! Or sideways! Or not touching anything, because that is the most important! Or impotent? I think I began to lose track of the evil (xxx/pickanyoneyoulike) plot pretty soon. But, if finding any sense in it evers matters, we know where to find a private dick.
::Opens thread, starts reading, decides I want nothing to do with this and flees looking for men who ** do ** believe in penetration::
Aye knows what she likes !