The Cleaning Hunk

Oh, I soooooo want one. (or two or three)

(May be NSFW depending on how uptight your workplace is.)

Oh, my!

There’s a humanist, equal rights, PC part of me that wants to rant about the objectification of men, and how it’s really not any better that the objectification of women…

but…what was I saying? Is it hot in here?

Excuse me, I must go buy pine cleaner…

Tell that PC part to STFU, right now dammit. :stuck_out_tongue:

That is hilarious. :smiley:

I’ve got a few extra hanging around my temples, if anybody wants one…

Ooooh! Pretty!

Heh-heh…back a gazillion years ago a friend and I worked in a place that hired the most gorgeous window washers. They’d be out there with their shirts off all workin’ and sweaty. We finally wrote invitations to go out for drinks on paper and stuck it on the window so they’d see them when they got to that section.

snerk Check out the homepage picture on that site, and the woman on her knees looking at the cleaning guy.

Then again, if I had a guy show up to clean my house, I might well be on my knees too - at least out of joy that someone was doing this for me.

I’m a naughty girl and I have a dirty, dirty house…save me, Cleaning Hunk!

makes sure no one is looking, and kicks over her own office garbage can


Hmmm…I don’t think my house is dirty enough…time to “accidentally” tear the vaccume cleaner bag!


What? the contest is only open for NJ, NY, and CT? What about us dirty folks here in PA?


I never get lucky with such things! The next husbear must be one that cleans!

Bad, non cleaning jayjay. What kind of husbear are you?

::sigh:: Anagramless Guy is out of town, and I think I’m going to rug doctor his carpets.

Seriously. I was half done filling out the form when I saw the state restriction :frowning:

My house is SO dirty. :frowning:

As hot as the Cleaning Hunk is, I felt vaguely guilty watching the movie. I couldn’t quite put my finger on it until I was staring at his face (really!), and realized he looks a lot like one of my friend’s boyfriends. And they just had a baby together. So I felt guilty going, “Heh. He’s hoooooooot!” and then going, “Father of my friend’s baby! Agh!”

Hey, I only have so much energy. It takes a lot of work to be this good-looking!

:eek: :eek: :eek:

He is so baiting me!


He’s very … um … wow.

There was something I was going to do before I opened this thread, but damned if I can remember it now! Oh well, guess I’ll just have to watch him again instead… :smiley:

(Obscure Beatles reference: “He’s very clean.”)

If you play your cards right, I’m told you can get into a relationship with a sub who gets off on being forced to clean your house while scantily clad.

If he’s good looking too, you’ve pretty much described one of my ideal relationships.