[sub]<if you can’t beat them, join them ?> plops down beside Whammo[/sub]
No its not. Here, let me show you how its done. Even better, get a load of empties to the store and bring us back some supplies.
Has Coldie been back yet, or did he drive by figuring he just couldn’t find his house among the burnt-out shells?
Coldfire is officially AWOL.
Somebody should call the police. Or, um, maybe not. We don’t need police snooping around here with Astroboy and Whammo flying like they are.
Hey! This is Amsterdam! Call the cops!
Er…I don’t think we should be in such a hurry to find Coldfire, guys, not until we’ve got the kitchen rebuilt at least…
[sub]Unhhh, guys, he’s back[/sub]
Coldy’s back? Great.
::wipes small smudge off mirror in hallway::
How was the trip? Didja bring me a t-shirt? Sit down and tell me about it! I want to hear EVERYTHING.
[sub]That should stall him so you guys can finish with rebuilding the kitchen![/sub]
<A loud explosion is heard from the Kitchen>
<Jester walks out>
[sub]rassumfrassum no good for nuthin’s leaving the oven one…[/sub]
:eek:
Oh…hi Coldie…Uhmmmmm…couldyouexcusemeforasecond? There’s, there’s somethingIneedtotakecareofinthekitchen.
What? My arm? No, it’s not on fire, silly. That’s all an optical illusion. Now if I may…
<backs slowly into the kitchen, closes the door behind him>
WATER! I NEED WATER! AAHHHHHHHH!
Um. Ok. Hi Coldfire, how was the trip?
Run away! Run away! For the love of God, RUN AWAY!
WHY, I OUGHTA…
Goll durn it. Lookit the mess! Sheeeeeeeyit. And you kids did all this in the course of one week?
sniff
I’m so proud. 
Thanks for the laugh, guys. I’ll be sure to mess up all y’alls places too when you leave for your fortnight in the Bahamas. 
<gasp> Coldie! You got us all tickets to the Bahamas! You really ARE as nice as they say!
Thanks, chum! You rule!
[sub]Psst, check the tickets, we’re flying Kamikaze Airlines :eek:[/sub]
I see what he’s up to… Send me to the Bahamas, so I can get a sunburn and sunstroke and later die an agonizing death from skin cancer… Nice.
Coldfire!
Hij is het beste. Hij is het men. Hij is het pietjesneuker.
Hope my Dutch is as good as ever 
Guess I’ll have to pick up my own t-shirt.
What on Gods Green Earth is a pietjesneuker??
Howya Clogboy!!
Good holiday?
Hoots Mon, there’s a moose loose aboot this hoose!
Yeah, was it good - Don’t suppose any single malts passed your way ?
BTW, what’s her name ?
Dirt?
there’s Dirt?
Coldy, do you have dirt?
well, make like an eloping spoon and dish it!!
Moose loose aboot the hoose? Ach Aye the noo.
If there’s no dirt, then I’m a Dutch…oh…
Twisters old bean, no idea but lets keep digging and see what happens.
A whole week in Scotland, gotta have strained the prunes somewhere !
Her name’s Dalwhinnie, and she’s 15 years old. The way she goes down you’d say she’s been doing this all her life though.
[sub]Excellent holiday, Twisty and LC. Thanks for asking.[/sub]