The Coldfire Appreciation Thread

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Astroboy, still naked, runs back in…

WHOOOOOOOOOOO HOOO…

Oh! Uh, Coldie! :eek:

Hi! How are ya?

  • Astroboy awkwardly covers himself with a (REALLY stained!) pillow from the sofa… said pillow proves to be too small, so Astroboy grabs another pillow with his other hand, and holds it down by his ankles:D*

So, uh, Coldie… how was the trip? Did ya get any?

Astroboy begins to back slowly towards the door…

Wow! This place sure is a MESS! I bet you’re pretty pissed at whoever did it! I know that I would be…

Astroboy continues backing towards the door…

So… I just stopped by to see how your trip was… and stuff…

*Astroboy spots his bong lying on the floor near the door, and drops a pillow to pick it up…

Hey! he he he Someone was using a bong in here! Whaddaya know… hehehe

*Astroboy reaches the door, FINALLY!!! Astroboy reaches behind him, with a third hand he didn’t know he had until now… and turns the doorknob… Astroboy BOLTS out the door, leaving the sofa pillow vibrating on the floor (but taking the bong with him, of course…)…

IT WAS GINGER!! She made us[sub] do it!!![/sub]

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::Sunspace glances around. With some exceptions, the interior decorators have mostly finished. He strolls over nonchalantly, cleaning rag in hand::
Hi! You must be Coldfire. Great party! The others said…

::nonchalantness fails::
…uh.

::grins weakly::
Hope you had a good trip.

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{b]Jester**, would you please pass me one of these folders ? Thank you. Now let’s see, ummmh…Kamikaze Airlines, blah, blah, blah…one-way trip…yadda, yadda, yadda…Samana Cays, anybody knows where its… never mind I found it, words, words, words…reservations opened from September to October, isn’t that hurricane season ? Oh, and they’re non refundable and non transferable, Okayyy

Now, let’s see if I got this straight, if the plane doesn’t get us, then a hurricane will, if the hurricane doesn’t get us either, then exposure will get us, if we survive this then we’ll die from skin cancer. That’s the plan, so far ?

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Try - it was GIN. Or perhaps that nasty crap in the bong. Or maybe it was all Astroboy’s fault.

Nooo! It’s all Eutychus55’s fault! He’s the oldest! He should know better!

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[sub]Psst, don’t forget Veb ![/sub]

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Chilly Conflagration, since that was among your first posts, I’ll be gentle.

You won’t get far in this forum by insulting its users, or by using “gay” as an insulting term. Take it to the Pit, if you take it anywhere at all.

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heembo? Is that you?

For starters, Chilly, the average intelligence of posters here is probably a surprise to you. The fact that you’re no brighter than earwax does nothing but bring down the average IQ.

Secondly, I don’t recall anyone ass-kissing Coldfire in this thread. Did you even bother reading it?

Thirdly, trolls and sock puppets are not generally taken to around here.

Fourthly, Gay is not a derogatory term around here.

Shoo!

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Pardon my Dutch

P.S. You forgot an apostrophe

Oh and this young lady, Dalwhinnie. You did know that that the age of consent in Britain isn’t 12?

110

Head-lice, eh? Figures, what with me being from a third world country and all. Snort.

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Damn Coldy babe, I knew you were kinky but that is going a bit far don’t you think ?

(PS, did you miss me ? Did you notice I was good and didn’t help with the destruction of your home ?)

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Tell the truth, the only reason you didn’t participate is that you didn’t make it here in time ! :smiley:

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Oh man, why are you all still here? I distinctly remember telling everyone to run away!

Now you’re all going to get head lice :smiley:

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Lice ? :eek:

I tought he said rice :o