Jive translation: <<Golly, that white fellow should stay away from my wife, or I will punch him.>>
We’ll be coming in to Daiquiri at dawn, low, under their radar.
When will you be back?
Hello, I’m Paul Carey from the airline, I’m here to pick up Capt. Kramer?
I can’t tell you that. It’s classified.
I can’t tell you that; it’s classified.
Apparently it’s classified altogether.
Apparently it’s classified.
Apparently it’s classified
Apparently it’s classified.
Apparently it’s [del]“Rio” by Duran Duran[/del] [del]1920s-style death rays[/del] classified.
Shep, sit! Sit!
Steve McCroskey: [speaking to the entire control room] Now listen to me and listen good. If you got any ideas, any ideas at all, now is the time. I want to hear them and I want to hear them now!
Jacobs: How about a game show like Hollywood Squares but with kids? Gary Coleman could host
Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.
Strong, hot, and black.
Lt. Frank Drebin:
Gimme the strongest thing you got. [Waiter brings over a greased-up muscle man. Drebin flounders] Uh… on second thought, how about a black Russian?
Waiter:
Very well sir. [raises eyebrow, looks at camera, shakes head and walks off]
Over Macho Grande?
I’m sorry, I don’t do impressions.
Ain’t no thing.
All from the 2nd movie…
Shep, no!
He gets so excited when new people are here.
The stepping through the mirror gag was awesome.