The comedy Airplane! was released 30 years ago! Surely you can't be serious!

And Leon’s getting larrrrrger.

War is hell.

You’re not wrong.

One of my favorite moments, that one.

Well, I could make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl…

BUCK Murdock?

No, Buck MURdock.

They’re all cheats and liars!

Well, I’ll give the thread another twenty minutes, but that’s it!

Mods, maybe we ought to lock this thread now?

pinch-hitting for the mods

No. That’s just what they expect us to do.

If I were asleep, and you were my alarm clock, how would you wake me up?

I wouldn’t - I’m no ding-a-ling.
Sorry, wrong thread.

Shep, down!

I’m glad you didn’t take me seriously Shirley.

The hospital? What is it?

It’s a big building with doctors and patients. But that’s not important.

You can tell me; I’m a doctor.

No. I mean I just don’t know.

Well, can’t you take a guess?

In about two hours.

You can’t guess for another two hours?

No, no, I mean we can’t land for another two hours.