It’s coming right at us!
The tower! The tower! Rapunzel!
Oh, no! Heh-heh-heh . . . That’s just what they’ll be expecting us to do!
Shep, no!
Looks like I picked the wrong thread to stop drinking.
Over Macho Grande?
I’ll never get over Macho Grande.
No, I don’t think I’ll ever get over Macho Grande.
ETA: scooped again! *shakes fist madly at runner pat.
Well, to be honest, I’ve never been so scared. But at least I have a husband.
“Golly, that white fellow should stay away from my wife or I will punch him.”
>“Yes, he is wrong for doing that.”
“I knew a man in a similar predicament, and he ended up being sorry.”
>“Don’t be naive Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice.”
“Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.”
>“How true!”
“Golly!”
Help Jerry’s Kids?
:: pop pop BAM! POW! ::
Walks up…lifts pamphleted arm up…thinks better of it
Hey, where’s the forklift thread?
I can’t tell you that. It’s classified.
Cream and sugar? No thank you I take it black, like my men.
Sheeeiiittt…you jive ass dudes don’t got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
Chump don’t want no help, chump don’t get no help.
Gotta love the Jello
Declan
They’re on instruments!
The look on Leslie Nielsen’s face while he is handling the Violoncello is what sells it to me. 
I could use a little breather.