No; she’s going to make an awful mess on the House floor. The Founders of the Republic, in their wisdom, established an upper chamber and a lower chamber in the hope of confining this sort of vulgar display to the latter.
I hope that Ms. Bachmann (R - Batshit Crazy) acts like a true leader and goes first, instead of expecting her zombie-like followers to act instead of her.
“Don’t laugh – you’re next!”
Yes! Yes! In fact, let every American receptive to this message pray and fast continuously, to the exclusion of all other activity, for . . . let’s see . . . four weeks ought to do it. 
Oh great. Now she she’s Gandalf and health care is The Balrog?
Worse … Glenn Beck thinks he’s Gandalf* :eek:.
CMC fnord!
*It’s not up on YouTube yet, but I’m sure it will be.
That doesn’t sound like she’s proposing suicide. Not when she goes on to say blood brothers. You guys do remember the blood brothers thing, right? It’s overblown, but less overblown than a suicide pact.
And she should have said something like ‘nick’ instead of ‘slit’.
I want to commend all the Dopers who are firmly and resolutely ignoring the set-up to vulgar and tasteless humor. Keep up the good work!
Nonsense I say. Why go for the weak fellowship statement when there’s a much grander one just waiting to be made.
And always remember, it’s down the block not across the street.
Still and all, it could be worse.
I’d like to go with the Slit, really. But with her “blood brother, ripping the guts out, man up” babblations, all that pops into my brainpan is:
“You, Sir, are no Joe McCarthy.”
Worserer, the Congressman with the crazy face?
CMC fnord!
Well, yeah, I mean, Oklahoma, you know? Llike Texans but lacking the worldly sophistication. But better armed, as a general rule.
Posted without comment because I’m laughing too hard. Audio at the Media Matters link.
BACHMANN/PALIN 2012!
Repubs would be foolish not to go this way. They have such strong followers that they can not fail. I recommend they go this route to victory.
Heretics.
It’s Palin/Bachmann '12.
Vote Dingbat/Batshit.
All the other countries will be so confused, they won’t know what the fuck to do. Which is just as well, our own country will be so confused that even WE won’t have a clue what our government may or may not do at any given moment.
Yeah, but, Batshit Dingbat works too. Either way, we not only win, we’re wildly entertained too.
During the campaign, that is.
Double if Sarah has her eye on the top spot and then she and Batshit duke it out during the primaries.
Now that would be some fine Presidential Election Comedy there, Lou.
Damn. I almost have to hope for that, on the simple premise that we won’t be terminally bored by the long, drawn out campaign process.
Pretty much any other Republican would look good standing on the same stage saying “At least I’m not as batshit crazy as these two.”
It’s just so crazy it might work!
Catfight!