I saw this joke on another message board, immediately thought of a few friends who had cats, and emailed them about it. (No, I don’t have one; my siblings are allergic to dander, and pets aren’t allowed in most Lower Mainland apartments… but I digress)
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showershower
hmm.
EddyTeddyFreddy
120,526,770
ctaud2k.sys [ 5.12.1.244 ]
ha10kx2k.sys [ 5.12.1.242 ]
yeah, and i’ll chest-chip you when I see everyone tomorrow!
I have no idea why my brother copied and pasted that… possibly it’s from an MSN conversation he was having.
yeah, and i’ll chest-chop you when I see everyone tomorrow!
I have no idea why my brother copied and pasted that… possibly it’s from an MSN conversation he was having.
rhea
I was playing Text Twist, and that’s a word I missed. Had to copy it down somewhere for future reference: “Note to self: that’s a valid word!”
[Door opens]
I’mherenow,gottogo!
[Door closes]
Cecil Adams
ill be back by like 3:30 im at red white and blue
again, no idea where it came from. family computer. but this is fun!
Did parishes which were further away from bookselling centres pay more for their Bibles?
Yep, working on the thesis again.
I would post what’s in my control-v but I can’t…
(well now that is in my control-v)
…and the mods might not look too kindly on it as it’s the entire ‘a story’ thread.
I’m composing a post with lots of quotes on another message board, and using Notepad to store 'em till I’m done. This is the latest one.
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what’s the other MB?
A response to a GQ that I copied before posting.
winipcfg
Slightly Scorched Lump of Man-Flesh says:
asshat.
Slightly Scorched Lump of Man-Flesh says:
That’s such a quaint little word
Slightly Scorched Lump of Man-Flesh says:
carries such a sweet, liltingly scathing conntation
erin louise says:
yes, especially when used in the sentence “let me be your asshat”
Slightly Scorched Lump of Man-Flesh says:
Ah, allow me to riposte with “Control your asshat, lest your asshat control you.”
Slightly Scorched Lump of Man-Flesh says:
“To asshat, or, in fact, not to.”
Slightly Scorched Lump of Man-Flesh says:
That’s a favorite of mine too
erin louise says:
or the prayer “our father, who art in asshat…”
Slightly Scorched Lump of Man-Flesh says:
Yeah, or classics such as “The Sound of Asshat” or “Asshat Graffiti”
Pasted this small bit of IM conversation into another IM window, because I’d wanted to share those deep brown nuggets of wisdom with the person in the second window. Yay for self-aggrandizement!
Bosda Tai Chi of Tricorder
“Often we do not know what we can endure until after a trial of our faith.”
— Robert D. Hales
I have never met a person whose greatest need was anything other than real, unconditional love. You can find it in a simple act of kindness toward somone who needs help. There is no mistaking love. You feel it in your heart. It is the common fiber of life, the flame that heals our soul, energizes our spirit and supplies passion to our lives. It is our connection to God and to each other.
–Elizabeth Kubler-Ross