The Day the World Went Bonkers! FUN

In My Humble Opinion
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Imagine if you will, that you wake up one day, and everything in the world is the same except for one thing: The laws of physics have taken a vacation and classic WARNER BROS. CARTOON physics have taken their place. What would you do?

Fall of a 10,000 foot cliff? No problem, just shove your thumb in your mouth, blow yourself back up, and walk away unharmed. etcetera etcetera Got the idea? cool

Since it’s cartoon physics, and no one can die or get hurt, I think I would be running over alot of people with a really big steam roller, especially kids. Bwahahahaha!

The coup de gras: The Babypult! You are at a restaurant or store and some baby or toddler won’t stop balling. No problem, yank a medievil catapult out of your back pocket, place baby in basket, pull lever, BOING! Bye bye baby! Whoooosh.

I know, it sounds mean, but its cartoon day! No one gets hurt so it doesn’t matter. What would you do during cartoon day?

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Well, the first thing I’d do is go up to the guy with the babypult and give him a great big cigar. Heck, I’d even light it for him.

We all know what happens after that.

3

I’d get roller skates, an outboard motor, a washtub and a little red wagon and drive to work. Then I’d put a mop on my head so no one would recognize me.

4

I’d get a jar of “vanishing cream”, rub it all over me, and disappear. THEN I’d have some fun.

Or, maybe I’d turn into a wolf in a zoot suit and chase girls around in my big car.

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:smiley: :eek:

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I’d walk through a nightclub in my Red-Hot Riding Hood outfit and watch mens’ eyeballs SPROING-G-G-G out of their sockets.

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Eve -
I’ll be the wolf smacking myself in the head with a chair.

Hmm . . . am I in a cartoon, or The Mask?

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Puh-leeze tell me you meant “bawling”. Otherwise, I can see another “Age of Consent” debate starting. :eek::smiley:

I think the vanishing cream would be a good thing to have. Also a bottle of that hole solution: you pour a puddle of it, and things fall through. You can then pick the hole up and move it around so things fall back out the other side. And a cape. Ya gotta have a cape if ya wanna fly in cartoons.

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I think that I would first run off a cliff and try to avoid looking down for as long as possible, then look down and fall.

Buy some acme products with my seemingly limitless supply of money (even though I’m an animal)

go huntin’ for a wabbit

and, of course, make someone go mad by chasing them around and appear everywhere’s they go. (I love droopy!)