You…evil person! Pay no attention to the fact that I don’t even know what the word “partisan” means, thus displaying my ignorance. :o
Tell me about the birds and the bees in 15 words.
when mommy and daddy love eachother very much, they get funky in bed all night.
describe George Bush in 1 word
Monkey.
(strugling to remember the rules of my own thread of…4 months ago) How to wrap a present in 24.8 words.
Take the present, take the wrapping paper, take the sellotape, cut out large sheet of paper, wrap around present, stick together, easy peasy lemon squee.
Describe Saddam Hussein in 5 words.
Was in hole, now shit.
Explain the evilness of vodka based shots in 7 words
One, Two, free, for, fife, siz, s…
Explain calculus in 8 words
Use differentials to find the area beneath curves.
Explain surfing in 7 words.
Guy on ironing board floats in style.
Explain why nobody f*cks with the Jesus in “The Big Lebowski” in 9 words.
Find wave, stand on board, don’t fall.
Explain women in 19 words.
Created out of my missing rib with the intention of companionship; in actuality, they’re just here to withold sex.
State the first thing you would say to God were he in front of you in 9 words.
Isn’t actually possible in eigth million words. No-one gets them at all in the slightest and there’s no point continu…
Explain if its normal to want to kill someone within the amount of words you have to spare and still have time to stop a murder.
Did you really intend genitals to be so ugly?
Explain how to masturbate in 4 words.
Grab. Piston. Twist. Repeat.
Explain why nobody f*cks with the Jesus in “The Big Lebowski” in 9 words.
Imagine sister, touch self.
That was awesome Bippy btw 
State the last ten words you would say to a phone sex operator.
– paraphraised from an old wally quote –
Where exactly am I meant to put the phone receiver?
How will you cellibrate the Holiday season? In 12 words.
Go to my dad’s for presents. Go to my aunt’s for food.
And, an old one, since I can’t pass up a chance to pimp one of my favorite shows:
A dozen teams of two race around the world and perform various tasks. The host is a guy from New Zealand. My favorite team (for example, the fraternity brothers or the clowns) almost always comes in fourth. Not all reality TV is trash!
Describe The Price Is Right in 29 words.
Come on down! An old grey-haired man kisses women and tries to get idiots to guess prices of things you’d never buy. Showcase Showdown. Spay or neuter your pets.
Describe the power of cheese in 11 words.
Without cheese, no one would eat pizza or smile in photos.
Summarize your most embarrassing sexual experience in 44 words.
Germany 1989. After a night and morning of sexual exploits and several calls from the hotel front desk to check out, we were rudely interrupted by another guest. A youngish female captain got a full view of my white ass bouncing hither and yon.
Explain the Christmas season in 8 words.