Greedy kids wake up on time for once.
Describe the process of a chicken laying an egg in 23 words.
The chicken must first walk in to the barn, where she proceeds to her nest. She then grunts and lays the hen fruit.
Describe religion in three words
Worship of God.
Describe fire in 29 words.
Oooooh, look at the pretty colors! It’s got blue and yellow and…hmmm! I think i would like to eat some! reaches over and grabs some blue stuff
<i>OWWWWWIEEEEEE</i>
Teach me how to fart in the wind in 15 words.
Eat lots of beans, stand back to wind, squeeze buttocks hard, enjoy smell, check underwear.
Grand Prix in eight words
People racing in cars on a winding track.
Describe Pi in 23 words.
The ratio between the diameter and the circumference of a circle, represented by the letter of the Greek alphabet at home in Stonehenge.
Sorry - describe the perfect crime in 35 words.
To chastain…
bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. click.
explain what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass in 6 words.
Sorry, I thought you were Bruce.
Please give me a plot summary of Romeo and Juliet in 12 words.
[[{{sssplorf!!!}}]]
Damn. That was a work keyboard.
Unrequited love of two youngsters from opposing families. Both end up dead.
Describe being incarcerated and thrown into prison in 18 words.
Judge throws the book at you, bailiff hauls you away. Your large, overly muscular roommate calls you “Sweetcheeks”.
Description: Work avoidance technique that won’t get you busted.
Limit: 7 words.
Walk Around Quickly And Look Extremely Busy
Describe Hand Sanitizer and the Antibacterial joy it brings to all little kids in a meer 13 words.
Now we can play in the cat box without getting really sick again.
Tell me whether you think it’d be funny to fill a pinata with spaghetti and sauce for a little kid’s birthday party in 21 words.
Why of course! Nothing says fun like a gaggle of kids crying and covered in spaguettis and sauce! Enjoy the mess!
Explain cold fussion in 13 words.
Endless cheap power theoretically possible however practically unable to be ascertained by man
Explain the genocide by Saddam Hussein in 6 words.
Evil coward dictator kills his opposers.
Explain why hollywood made Gigli in 10 words.
What could be better than Ben and Jenny, again?
Explain the process behind the creation of a hotdog in 10 words.
Take bun. Insert weiner. Apply ketchup, mustard, mayo, tomato, onions.
Explain how to shear a sheep 12 words