Everything was unimaginably tiny and smooshed together. And today? Not so much.
Describe superstition in 13 words.
Much like religion, only it make a hell of a lot more sense.
Tell us about Einsteins Theory of Relativity in 10 words.
Mass equals energy times the speed of light squared, right?
Oops. Energy equals Mass times the speed of light squared.
Describe volcanos in 19 words.
Volcanos are hot, red, and full of magma. They are therefore unsuitable for either bungy jumping, weddings, or Crufts.
Describe how to cook bacon in 5 words
Cover sensitive bits; stand back.
Describe the origins of the cotton economy of the 19th-century South in 42 words.
Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin in 1793. The south had both rich soil and hot weather, which made an agricultural economy desirable. There were a lot of slaves. A lot of slaves. Yup, a lot of slaves. Many, many, many slaves.
OK, not the best effort.
Describe the taste of your favorite beverage in 17 words.
Water is best chilled and slightly crunchy. You can taste the clear cold. THE most refreshing drink.
Describe Thelonious Monk in 14 words.
Influential jazz god, he shined on the piano ; wore nifty pork pie hat.
Describe why Archimedes showed everyone in town his shlong in 8 words.
Archimedes jumped in the bath, water sloshed. Eureka!
Crap forgot the other part…
Describe pollination in 7 words.
Plant sex with bees as their honey.
Describe the meaning of life in 42 words.
Like sex, only long-distance and involving bees.
Describe unrequited love in nineteen words.
The ageless question debated my scholars and philosophers worldwide. Some people believe that this life is a preparation for an afterlife, some feel life is an end to itself. Or maybe we’re just being used as energy for the Matrix. Who knows?
Describe your computer in 9 words.
1000MHz processor 1GB ram, 20GB HD SB Live, Geforce 4
Post a winning chat up line in 4 words
“I’m very, very rich”
Settle the Creation vs. Evolution controversy in exactly 31 words.
Hi. My name’s Ryan.
Describe golf in 10 words.
Best played with round plastic discs-no balls to lose.
Explain the Cuban Missle crisis in 13 words.
Dull, predominantly white, exclusively rich, land-stealing pretentious non-sport.
“Evolution” makes sense, and the evidence behind it holds its own. “Creation”, however romantic, relies on the emotional inferiorities of mankind for its continued support. It’s difficult to accept that we’re here for no reason at all.
What is the point of all of this? 20 words.