“Evolution” makes sense. “Creation”, however romantic, relies on the emotional inferiorities of mankind for its continued support. It’s difficult to accept that we’re here for no reason at all, isn’t it?
What is the point of all of this? 20 words.
oops. the second post is the one I wanted…
Kruschev pointed missles at America. Kennedy told him to back down. Kruschev obliged.
Explain Watergate in 30 words.
Piece of junk, monitor is dying in snappy flashes.
Scary bombs. Your Kruschev says yes, your Kennedy says no. Costner movie BLOWS.
There is no point to this. That is the whole point of the ‘pointless’ in the forum title. So there.
describe the colour of an apple in 5 words.
Apples have different colors, okay?
Is there a God? 1 word.
dunno.
Describe silence in 0 words.
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Describe your SO in 11 words.
Red or gold or green.
Explain the weather in precisely 14 words.
My SO exists only in my dreams. She has Perfect hair
Tell me to shut up in 57 words.
Lobsang, you’d better shut your gob. Zip the lip and keep it zipped until I tell you otherwise, which I won’t. Until such time as I expressly give you permission, you will maintain a perfectly silent demeanor. I can quantify the number of words I want you to say with one number: zero. Your words = null set.
I pose my earlier challenge again: describe unrequited love in nineteen words.
I can’t make you love me, if you don’t. I can’t make your heart feel something it won’t…OK?
Describe a full moon in 12 words.
Drop your pants and flash your ass to those people driving by.
Describe the life cycle of an oak tree in 61 words.
My pants fall gracefully as a press forcefully against the cold glass.
Describe an awkward silence in 10 words.
As a loud flatulence blats on the elevator, heads turn.
Two people sit silently; look at anything but each other.
When is it appropriate to invade a stranger’s personal space…in 27 words?
From the mighty oak tree an acorn falls, nurtured by the warmth and moistness of mother earth as it germinates and sprouts a tiny twig, which reaches heavenward with its budding leaves. It expands and branches and grows, and as the years pass it becomes a tall tree shading all animals and plants beneath it. Then it’s chopped down for firewood.
Explain thermodynamics in 17 words.
It is appropriate to invade a stranger’s personal space when your intelligence sources tell you that said stranger is hiding Weapons of Mass Destruction in their underwear.
As the great Jerry Reed once said: “When you’re hot you’re hot. When you’re not, you’re not.”
Summarize your favorite film in eight words.
Guy loses girl, goes on quest, regains girl.
(You guys know that one, right?)
Describe your morning routine in 12 words.
Chew through ball gag and run for it. Damn shackles. Maybe tomorrow.
Explain why you should/should not own a dog in 41 words.