Reent? The girl who’s face is like a drug. I saw her from afar.
Summarize buddhism in 15 words.
There is pain, there is a cause, there is a goal, there is a way.
Summarize Romeo & Juliet in 18 words.
Hopeless, desperation, war, curiosity, romance, passion, love, hatred, crime, betrayal, deceit, forbidden, darkness, undying, faith, forever, grief, death.
Most uncomfortable situation in recent weeks in 21 words.
The boss lectures. I listen. I try to pretend I know something about what he’s talking about. (Then it’s my turn.)
Describe your first kiss in seventeen words.
Hesitant. Lean forward, lean back. Glance at one another. Cough in embarssment. Lean forward again. And…
GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!
Your favorite cartoon. 15 words.
Bugs and Elmer do to Richard Wagner what needs to be done. “Kill the Wabbit!”
Describe a medieval cathedral in 32 words.
Sexy and functional … when I wear them. But sometimes they stay in the drawer!
Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny … or does it? (31 words)
Since Spiff forgot to check subsequent pages on this thread and dragged his thong out of his underwear drawer for all to see, I will skip the “Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny” description…
In a time where indentured servitute meant affordable services of any artist, medieval cathedrals were graced with whimsical architecure and with beautiful mosaics of God and man enmeshed in their religious interconnectedness.
Describe your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend walking out of a pool in 27 words…(art or tragedy?)
Because I’m not able to travel into the future, there’s really no way I could check subsequent pages, is there?.
Anyway, I did check previous posts and found that no one had answered Giraffe’s question – so I answered it.
Where did I go wrong?
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Instead of subsequent pages (we might have different settings on #posts per page), I should have said subsequent posts…sorry.
This thread would branch-out (note your query and twickster’s query) and I addressed both your queries and merged them back into a single query, single response thread as it should be…easy to follow and respond to…
Getting back to the subject at hand…
Describe your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend walking out of a pool in 27 words…(art or tragedy?)
gf…pool 27wds
Beading water on toned muscles. Scoopfulls of gravity defying flesh heft with each breath. Succulant lips part for words of love… instead… pick up your damn socks!!!
describe a coworkers bad habbit in 19 words…
since Spiff wanted “Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny”:
Some biologists believe that development of an embryo parallels evolution. However, it’s difficult to reach concensus on this point, as there isn’t much hard data, and observations are subjective at best.
Moving along…
Co-worker’s bad habit:
Can we listen to a DIFFERENT Bob Marley song, PLEASE?! Hearing the same one all day gets pretty irritating.
Describe what your cat’s breath smells like in 55 words.
Dude. Come on. We don’t have time. Straightening your desk can wait until after the meeting. Damn. Late. Again.
Describe why redheads are hot in 54 words.
One might theorize that the relative temperature diferential between females with red hair and other females would be a constant, but in actuality reactions to feminine appearance vary widely between different observers based on personal preference and the many varied attributes of the observed women. In short: they’re hot because you think they are!
Now, explain income taxes in fifteen words.
Jeez, when you simulpost, could you make it under ten words, please?
Describe what your cat’s breath smells like in 55 words.
Fetid, dark and damp, the nauseating tendrils curl across the pillow. Deep in the arms of Morpheus, you struggle to escape yet cannot. Instead, you dream of fishmongers and the seaside; of sea coves and stagnant pools; of nets, and fish heads and chum. Upon waking, you turn and tell Kitty, “NO MORE BEDTIME TUNA!”
Describe why redheads are hot in 54 words.
Redheads can be considered HOT because they are typically pale-skinned. When exposed to the sun for long periods of time, they tend to develop freckles which are small spots of melanin. Remember that the color white reflects heat where darker colors do not. The freckles act as heat receptors causing the redhead to heat.
What??
Ok describe Mardi Gras in 34 words.
<<sigh>> and look Ma, yet another simulpost!! Sorry about that… 
Now, explain income taxes in fifteen words.
You work for money. Government needs more stuff - and takes half your money. Wants more.
Ok describe Mardi Gras in 34 words.
beads, boobies, boobies,boobies,boobies,boobies,boobies,boobies,boobies,boobies,boobies,boobies,boobies,boobies,boobies,boobies,boobies,boobies,boobies,boobies,boobies,boobies,boobies,boobies,boobies,boobies,boobies,boobies,boobies,boobies,boobies,boobies,boobies,beads
9 words for yeti
A big snow monster, typically residing in the Himalayas.
describe pedophiles in 16 words
A big sex monster, typically residing on the Internet, in AOL chat rooms with username “14yearoldboy”
Explain your favorite part of dining out in 23 words.
Ick. I don’t know why that second comma is there. I have a comma problem.