Since Sarah Palin has taken to joking that the difference between a Hockey Mom and a Pit Bull is lipstick, (ha ha), I thought I’d open up the floor to jokes Sarah Palin particularly, and leave all other Hockey mom’s out of it. Contribute your own Sarah Palin is different than a Pit Bull jokes here.
The difference between Sarah Palin and a Pit Bull is: one is a nasty rabid bitch, the other is a dog.
The difference between Sarah Palin and a Pit Bull is: A pit bull wouldn’t have thrown Bristol to the press to save its own ass.
The difference between Sarah Palin and a Pit Bull is: A pit bull doesn’t think it’s better than you.
The difference between Sarah Palin and a Pit Bull is: A pit bull can’t get admitted to five consecutive colleges.
The difference between Sarah Palin and a Pit Bull is: A pit bull doesn’t shit all over community volunteers.
The difference between Sarah Palin and a Pit Bull is: A pit bull is okay with all books in a library.
The difference between Sarah Palin and a Pit Bull is: A pit bull doesn’t use public office to settle family scores with ex-brother in laws.
There are plenty of hockey moms in the Boston area. They don’t wear lipstick. It would just rub off on their Dunkin’ Donuts coffee cups at their sons’ 5AM practices.
No kidding. The campaign is going on that ‘she’ll give interviews when she feels comfortable doing it.’. This was my favorite quote from campaign manager Rick Davis;“Why would we want to throw Sarah Palin into a cycle of piranhas called the news media that have nothing better to ask questions about than her personal life and her children?” Davis said. “So until at which point in time we feel like the news media is going to treat her with some level of respect and deference, I think it would be foolhardy to put her out into that kind of environment.”
If she can’t handle an interview, she can’t handle being in Washington.
Theirs is a strawman argument. The translation of their bullshit is: she’s weak on nearly all the issues and reporters will expose her for the fraud she is.