I know. I usually have either very mundane dreams (like the one where you get showered and dressed for work, then wake up), or totally meaningless crazy dreams, but as soon as I woke up I was surprised by the obvious symbolism and meaning in that dream. I hardly ever dream about anyone outside of my family, so it’s weird that I dreamed about two public figures in one weekend.
She is number one in the recent fuckability of pols. But she makes people too easily. She is horribly incompetent. She brings nothing except pandering to the right wing republican nutjobs. This woman absolutely should not be in a position to become president.
You are SO over the top here. How dare you present your personal opinion as if it were The Truth, handed down from Sinai???
I prefer Yulio Tymoshenko to Sarah Palin, by far.
Mattressability is inherently subjective.
Among other things, a pitbull does not need someone to explain exactly what the job is when it gets into the ring.
Jeebus man, are you for real? She painted herself as such and invited the comparison. It’s a joke thread. Sheesh…
Some of you guys are pretty funny, thanks for the laughs!
America needs more than a bulldog with lipstick bumper sticker…
… we need a vice president that knows foreign affairs and other important things.
I don’t think there is any sexist intent in this thread. I think everyone is resorting to humor for the same reason I do. I’m scared to death that if McCain wins, she’ll become POTUS.
Oh, a pit bull would be fine on a long leash.
It seems to me you share a quality with McCain - the ability to either confuse your facts or outright lie. The biting in the scrotum has been on the McCain/Palin side. The issues campaigning, which for most intelligent voters is the one of interest, has been on Obama’s side, but since McCain wasn’t cutting it on the issues, he went for the personalities and smears (which by me is biting in the scrotum).
But thanks for returning to your regularly scheduled persona. While I vastly prefer the Shodan I occasional see and love, I have trouble dealing with the cognitive dissonance. Even liberals find a black and white world easier to deal with. 
Seems to me that the parable as told is *sympathetic *to Obama, or at least gamely mocking the Obama supporter’s point of view. And nicely odd, and funny.
We ought to engage in this sort of fun, we’re all mostly the same after all.
Heh, I thought the story was supposed to be sympathetic to Obama. 
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This is one thing I do not love about being a liberal: sometimes we can suck allllll the funny out of a room.
But I loves ya, Oy! 
Mostly, it was supposed to be funny, and make fun of the sort of “attack him no matter what you do” way.
:sigh:
How many McCain supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. McCain would do it, but he can’t raise his arms above his shoulders. 'Cause he was tortured! By the Viet Cong! That shows COURAGE! That shows LEADERSHIP! That shows the kind of BACKBONE that America NEEDS!
How many Obama supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
THERE’S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THE ENERGY CRISIS IN AMERICA! WE NEED ALTERNATE FUEL RESEARCH, AND OBAMA IS WORKING ON IT! RACIST! HATEMONGER!
Regards,
Shodan
OK, now you’re back to the man I love and whose children I’d wish to bear if I could stand kids and could have them and all that shite.
One. You are the light-bulb changer you’ve been waiting for.
None, because everybody who could do it is already under the bus.
Don’t worry, the media will take care of that. Have an iced tea, take a load off.
Zero, because as soon as you get to the word “change”, they all have mindblowing orgasms and are unfit for physical labor.
Actually, not a bad metaphor for what Obama wants people to realize and do. Take responsibility and change your own lightbulb. If you really need it, we’ll try to help you out with a stepladder.
I see you completely missed the point of my Obama light bulb joke, too.
It’s a joke thread. See if you can roll with it. You know - joke, ha ha, funny, where we lighten up for ten seconds running. See also Little Plastic Ninja, Latest Post of.
Regards,
Shodan
As you can see, assuming you retain the ability to read, is that I have in fact appreciated the humor that was funny, especially including your lightbulb jokes - or did you think I want to have children with just any random man I happen to encounter? 
Nonetheless, it struck me that stolichnaya’s first lightbulb joke really was a good metaphor for Obama’s campaign message, as well as being a funny joke. What, something can’t be funny and meaningful at the same time? :dubious:
ETA: And I’m sorry Ninja finds me a downer because I have this little thing about, you know, truth, even in jokes when it comes to campaigns (nothing against Ninja). So I’ll unsubscribe from the thread now, and Shodan can be free to lie all he wants. Won’t that be fun?
You stole that joke from the feminists, you Nazi fuck.
ETA: It’s okay Oy!, we can argue with foam-spittled lips and call people on lies in other rooms. In here it’s strictly pudding-flinging.