[QUOTE=lobstermobster]
End Scene.
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[QUOTE=Red Barchetta]
I think I love you.
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Dammit, Red Barchetta stole my line!
[QUOTE=Snidely Whiplash]
Curses, foiled again.
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[QUOTE=cricetus]
One thing is true. It’s never a bad idea to take a break from a bunch of losers on the Internet.
See ya!
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Aren’t you going to blow me first? Goodbyes are much more poignant after a BJ.
Good job, Slobster, you should hire some actor wannabes and produce a youtube vid.
Wow, and here I thought lob’mob’s little “treatment” sucked. Just shows we don’t agree about everything on here. I’m not going to claim I can do better, though, because I don’t feel driven to perform the minimum amount of effort necessary to prove it.
[QUOTE=Hentor the Barbarian]
You quote me as if you think I’m making that assertion. I’m not.
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Nevertheless, it is, in fact, something he has said he wants to do… even the thing he most wants to do. Upon graduating college, he said the single job he would most want is historical novelist.
Of course, only a total asshole would suggest that he should therefor pick a project and start writing… and only a bigger asshole would suggest that the hardships and obstacles he faces are met by many, even most, writers. Those who really support Dio and are true friends will gather round and tell him that if he does write something, people will only laugh and sneer… that the obstacles are insurmountable, and that taking any step forward, however small, is a pointless waste of time.
[QUOTE=Hamadryad]
I’m not going to claim I can do better, though, because I don’t feel driven to perform the minimum amount of effort necessary to prove it.
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Slacker.
[QUOTE=lobstermobster]
Ladies and Gents, House, MD by Lobster Mobster
[/QUOTE]
That was awesome.
[QUOTE=Waverly]
Aren’t you going to blow me first? Goodbyes are much more poignant after a BJ.
[/QUOTE]
You may get that BJ yet. Looks like he couldn’t just stay away. Not one to stick to what he says he’ll do, obviously. Isn’t it ironi… well it isn’t but that dappy bint would think it is 
[QUOTE=cricetus]
See ya!
[/QUOTE]
But dash it all, you don’t go!
[QUOTE=Waverly]
Slacker.
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Yup. But I’ll cop to that up front, rather than blaming other people or circumstance.
[QUOTE=MsWhatsit]
If it takes three weeks and a 6-page Pit thread for Diogenes to piss out a script, I think he might need to see a urologist.
Well, he should probably see a urologist about his whole script-pissing problem in the first place, now that I think about it.
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You were supposed to spoiler this! Dio’s House episode is actually about a man whose piss contains high levels of wood pulp and ink and so he urinates television scripts. He claims it all started after he bragged about his writing skills on an Internet message board. House treats the patient by forcing fluids and making him piss out a week long epic mini-series called Calvin Coolidge: The Untold Saga starring Neil Patrick Harris as the President, Valerie Bertinelli as his wife and Jason Lee as Zork, the galactic warlord Coolidge must fight in a deathmatch in order to save the Earth from destruction.
[QUOTE=Hamadryad]
Yup. But I’ll cop to that up front, rather than blaming other people or circumstance.
[/QUOTE]
Passive agressive slacker.
[QUOTE=lobstermobster]
End Scene.
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lobster stole Dio’s password!
[QUOTE=Cervaise]
lobster stole Dio’s password!
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Just as a joke… she was going to post a few things and then give it back. Honest!
I’m so confused.
[QUOTE=lobstermobster]
I’m so confused.
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You think you’re confused…your brilliant House treatment is making me want to like you. It’s a pretty big shift in my thinking.
[QUOTE=Antinor01]
You think you’re confused…your brilliant House treatment is making me want to like you. It’s a pretty big shift in my thinking.
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yes…cross over to the dark side. I always get them one way or another.
[QUOTE=lobstermobster]
Bless you Ruby and Sarah for saying what I was thinking. This thread was getting so annoying it was affecting me physically. I don’t care if his daughter scrapped her knee or is getting a new heart. It’s plenty of reason to take a break from a dare made by a bunch of losers on the internet that have doomed him to failure from the get go. All the writers in this thread are making this about themselves anyways so what is his motivation anyways? If you guys are so desperate for an episode of House, I’ll fucking do it if it’ll make the self righteous squakers shut the fuck up.
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lobstermobster, what can I do except pay you the ultimate accolade?
You should write for MAD Magazine!
I think Dio should write about his asshole relatives.
Judge fast. Read poorly. Forgive reluctantly.
That’s the formula for fighting ignorance.
No wonder Cecil is ashamed of this ugly bastard child.
[QUOTE=lobstermobster]
End Scene.
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I was hoping for an illustration, maybe involving House and the shark fin hat. lobstermobster is such a tease.