Dammit, Red Barchetta stole my line!
Aren’t you going to blow me first? Goodbyes are much more poignant after a BJ.
Good job, Slobster, you should hire some actor wannabes and produce a youtube vid.
Wow, and here I thought lob’mob’s little “treatment” sucked. Just shows we don’t agree about everything on here. I’m not going to claim I can do better, though, because I don’t feel driven to perform the minimum amount of effort necessary to prove it.
Nevertheless, it is, in fact, something he has said he wants to do… even the thing he most wants to do. Upon graduating college, he said the single job he would most want is historical novelist.
Of course, only a total asshole would suggest that he should therefor pick a project and start writing… and only a bigger asshole would suggest that the hardships and obstacles he faces are met by many, even most, writers. Those who really support Dio and are true friends will gather round and tell him that if he does write something, people will only laugh and sneer… that the obstacles are insurmountable, and that taking any step forward, however small, is a pointless waste of time.
Slacker.
That was awesome.
You may get that BJ yet. Looks like he couldn’t just stay away. Not one to stick to what he says he’ll do, obviously. Isn’t it ironi… well it isn’t but that dappy bint would think it is 
But dash it all, you don’t go!
Yup. But I’ll cop to that up front, rather than blaming other people or circumstance.
You were supposed to spoiler this! Dio’s House episode is actually about a man whose piss contains high levels of wood pulp and ink and so he urinates television scripts. He claims it all started after he bragged about his writing skills on an Internet message board. House treats the patient by forcing fluids and making him piss out a week long epic mini-series called Calvin Coolidge: The Untold Saga starring Neil Patrick Harris as the President, Valerie Bertinelli as his wife and Jason Lee as Zork, the galactic warlord Coolidge must fight in a deathmatch in order to save the Earth from destruction.
Passive agressive slacker.
lobster stole Dio’s password!
Just as a joke… she was going to post a few things and then give it back. Honest!
I’m so confused.
You think you’re confused…your brilliant House treatment is making me want to like you. It’s a pretty big shift in my thinking.
yes…cross over to the dark side. I always get them one way or another.
lobstermobster, what can I do except pay you the ultimate accolade?
You should write for MAD Magazine!
I think Dio should write about his asshole relatives.
Judge fast. Read poorly. Forgive reluctantly.
That’s the formula for fighting ignorance.
No wonder Cecil is ashamed of this ugly bastard child.
I was hoping for an illustration, maybe involving House and the shark fin hat. lobstermobster is such a tease.