Can’t … stop …
“What the … !!!” asks if bare feet are rude.
You’ll get no agreement from this dude!
I think it is neat,
In America, my feet
can be seen … whoa! Hey! What a 'luude!
ETF’s old beater’s still going,
and going and going and going,
and going and going,
and going and going,
and going and going and going!
says Dragwyr, who isn’t so terse.
I agree (quite clearly),
I couldn’t so nearly,
put it like that. Perhaps I’ll rehearse!
I’m thrilled to be feted in rhyme
By a poet who’s in his or her prime
The 'za was delish
A memorable dish
Because garnished with basil, not thyme.
Sorry, all, I lack the flair y’all have at these.
EvilAsh wants to show us some tits,
and some boobies and other fun bits.
If you must complain,
I could just explain
that you are a picker of nits!
Bearflag’s All Things NFC East,
could have turned out to be quite a beast.
But the tone has been civil,
and quite without drivel.
So it hasn’t been rude. Not the least!
CynicalGabe wants your Thanksgiving dramas.
I would rather be stepped on by llamas,
Than to get caught in that.
Holiday drama’s not phat!
So go running home to yo’ mamas!
Funniest Thanksgiving moments,
from tdn, never torments.
We do not see guile,
Just laugh for a while.
So go post there and see what foments!
Somebody stop me!
So many Dopers are great at this rhyming,
And a few of us should be excused for trying,
**EddyTeddyFreddy ** has set us this task,
I wonder what next **Idle Thoughts ** will ask,
As we celebrate the new **Briston ** baby arriving.
A Pit thread by old August West
Pits a post by Cynical Opti-mest
“ADD’s no laughin’ matter!
For a brain you’ve got batter!”
And, um…
Um…
Wanna see what’s on TV?
The story from Mr. Blue Sky
is of protesters dressed mighty high!
The Black Panthers trash
a liquore store. Smash!
Why do they do this shit, why?
A question from pretty missbunny,
concerns weirdness, 'though her attitude’s sunny.
Odd Levi behavior
and chairs (the butt savior)
are the reason that thread is so funny.
Is this related to your Fathom thread http://fff.fathom.org/forums/showthread.php?threadid=20023
Posted NinjaChick out of the blue:
Worst use of a tamper-proof screw!
'Twas not about sex
or a magical hex,
Just an empty box, yes it is true!
No, that game is a separate kind
Of composing. There, you will find
You must use what’s been bolded
By the last poster, folded
Into your verse. A new word defined
By your bolding you set for the next
Fathomite who’s inspired by your text
To engage in the frolic
A new word, while italic
Points out the last word’s been addressed.
So, what’s new in MPSIMS today? Ah:
Eve takes note of a robbing Lucille
Marlitharn cops a chickeny feel
Anastasaeon went biking
To her body’s disliking
And Maureen gives us Joan’s meltdown spiel.
Awhile back I met MaxTheVool
And I thought he was pretty cool.
Seems he’s spent some time,
Where my heart always pines,
And his cousins and I went to school.
Two days with no posts, this thread dives.
Then ETF, with a post here, arrives.
Then honeydewgrrl
lets her story unfurl.
So it seems that this thread still survives.
Our modest OP, EddyT.Freddy,
Was caught wearing naught but a teddy.
She spread her lithe arms
Across her sweet charms
And shrieked, “BJMoose, you are dead!” Eee!!
Disclaimer: the above is not a flirt. Nor is it a wishing of death upon a poster (a death wish on my part may be another matter. . .).
They say that Quatop the Magician
Is quite the Galenic physician.
He could prescribe pills
For all of our ills,
But setting us straight is his mission.
Our modest OP, EddyT.Freddy,
Was caught wearing naught but a teddy.
She spread her lithe arms
Across her sweet charms
And shrieked, “BJMoose, you are dead!” Eee!!
Disclaimer: the above is not a flirt. Nor is it a wishing of death upon a poster (a death wish on my part may be another matter. . .).
They say that Quatop the Magician
Is quite the Galenic physician.
He could prescribe pills
For all of our ills,
But setting us straight is his mission.
Looks like I need to offer a sacrifice to the Hamster Ogs.
BJMoose resurrects from the dead
My poor limerickal, whimsical thread
Just in time to exclaim
"Look! A bird? No! A plane?
No! It’s nocturnal_tick overhead!
Secret Santa is Omega’s Glory
Snarky-Kong tells a bad-girlfriend story
Dijon Warlock says “WOW!
I want this toy right now!”
Broomstick gives us a tale sad and gory.
:smack:
Let’s try that last line again, this time with link:
Broomstick gives us a tale sad and gory.
:smack: Yes, I did preview – you don’t wanna know how many other errors I had to clean up before posting. :o
Oh, do tell! Do tell!