Invite me the next time! 
I am poised on something said
posted a bit earlier in this thread
Harmless stoned out of her brain
Me thinkith I am right now the same
And I know there is some left over bread
This thread was started by Eddy
Or was it started by Freddy?
It’s a simple enough game.
Start with a Doper’s name.
No, wait. It might have been Teddy.
In December when days get colder,
And snows and winds both get bolder.
People say "Hey, it’s Xmas; Annie
Get up off your fanny.
I whine "But today I’m a year older.
A kid with a holiday birthday?
Poor Annie! While all have their mirth day
Her birthday must pass
Overwhelmed by Xmas
And of specialness, it is a dearth day. 
Real I feel it’s common indeed
for some Dopers to smoke wacky-weed
for some surely are chronics
and have issues with phonics
while posting when high…guaranteed
Well today I am back at work
but my duties I’ll not likely shirk
we’re not busy of late
so please do not hate
that I’ll have time to either post here or lurk
A thank you again to EdTeddyFred
for starting this WONDERFUL thread
I hope more Dopers join in
for what fun it’s been
have your lurkers tried yet? Go ahead!!
I should really learn to preview post
to catch errors, if not all, at least most
for I hate to mistakes
when all it really takes
is a second to be less engrossed
(that was a stretch - lol)
So here’s my fix:
A thank you again to EdTeddyFred
for starting this WONDERFUL thread
I hope more Dopers join in
for what fun it has been
have you lurkers tried yet? Go ahead!!
“for I hate to MAKE mistakes”
GOOD LORDY!! :rolleyes:
This thread was really a hoot
Concerning a whole lot of loot
When you scammed the scammer
You made us all clammer
For more threads by doper mangetout
The first on the list that I see
For the postcard exchange is misstee.
Faucet asks, “Expertise?”
ShibbOleth has hirees.
Lobsang looks at false names. Now, let’s see…
bittersweet looks at childish gross foods.
Family names give Sampiro bad moods.
FairyChatMom is leaving
For Florida; I’m grieving
renigademaster’s thought foods!*
featherlou has that lottery winner;
MonkeyMule is a cat chip beginner.
MaxTheVool has three vowels;
LolaBay avoids fouls;
Is our Eve hot in search of a sinner?
CandidGamera has her own comic book;
Trunk’s game? Proper nouns, or get the hook.
screech-owl mourns things unsaid;
Rue DeDay hops ahead.
iampunha? Nigerian kook!
(I’d do some more, but – sigh – I must
Head off to work. Adieu, mot juste!)
*Yes, I know it’s weak – YOU do better! 
Dammit ETF that was GREAT!! Here’s my sad attempt following the master…
There’s more fun going on in I-M-H-O
Winston Smith asks for porn names don’tcha know
while Lizard seeks good-lover clues
Jackmanni discusses queing blues
and Freiheit wants to know where in Germany to go
Padmaraga’s thread is about hating cats
men vs. women, though I don’t know any stats
JmPride discusses SO’s forbidding
though most seem to think he just kidding
while Sturmhawke needs info about Macs
BigBadVoodooLou is to be a best man
and iwakura wants a presentation plan
Lvgeogeek talks of shirking hygiene
Interrobang, unexpected kids on the scene,
as GMRyujin seeks a Budget moving truck or van
Whew! That was rough (and slightly awful! lol!). bows to ETF
OMG gum says his porn name’s Timpa Kinker
I’d fall for that porn star, hook, line & sinker
with an accent to boot
the long distance could become moot
& I’d happily abide in Amsterdam, hmm…wishful thinker.
I last posted here at 3:35
now this thread is barely alive
don’t let it die
ETF will ask “Why,
did my “spotted” thread not survive?”
I’ll not be the death of this thread
I’ll post one last limerick before bed
so come Dopers now
save this thread, some way, some how
rhyme whatever comes into your head
Ah, well, what can be done
some Dopers have had all their fun
we enjoyed the play
but tomorrow’s a new day
and new topics will arise like the sun
OneYogini, TwoYogini,
ThreeYogini, Four.
Your thread didn’t survive?
Well, we’ve all been there before.
Our cleverness is lost on the masses,
One would think,
And the next time I go there,
Y’all better catch my backside - QUICK!
The scrivener examines band names;
Trash books earn yojimboguy’s flames.
JohnBckWLD
Has some TV to see;
Mangetout sees the echoes of fame.
There’s “Showgirls” on lissener’s mind;
While Gadfly says “Beatdowns to find!”
smiling bandit asks why
Are CG costs so high?
gentle orders the ships of the line.
I posted a thread about rats
Spectres! but wearing bright hats
Then Cervaise made a crack
'Bout a talentless hack
Who said the same things about bats.
Rats would be welcomed,
To the Pit Thread I’m in.
They would eat up the posts,
All of them, the evil ones the most!
Lie down on their furry backs,
Tell us all to relax.
Absolve me of my SDMB sins,
And bar the evil ones from coming in!
“A talentless hack”? That’s Hunter
S. Thompson, a drug-addled grunter.
NoClueBoy, hurrah!
That you see what I saw:
Fear and Loathing is crap, to be blunter.
I’m posting a link for my friends
To join me in making amends
It’s set up for Dopers
And some interlopers.
To flaunt their geekdom to the ends.
Signed up and all,
I wonder, pondering weary -
Is NoClueBoy a poster
Of the realm dark and dreary?
:eek:
This fun thread by TF and E
Pronounces handles different than me
Oh my how I smiled
When I saw JohnBckWLD
Had somehow been rhymed with “see”.