EddyFreddyFreddy
On this fine Easter Day,
Ate many chocolate bunnies,
Bear with me a second here, ok?
Nibbling their ears first,
She relished the sight,
Of her horses stealing the carrots,
From the Easter Bunny tonight.
Ah, Blonde, 'tis a treat in this thread
To see once more your fine golden head.
Meanwhile, HumptysHamhole
And Cinnamon Girl
In My Humble Opinion are read.
There they’re joined by Thea Logica shopping.
And the RAWDuke old CD’s is dropping.
inkleberry departs
Before Starguard’s old farts
Can tell muttrox which tunes to be bopping.
romansperson for headphones inquires,
RitzyRae has Bostonian desires.
DeadlyAccurate says “Which
DVD pulls your switch?”
caffeine_overdose seeks holy fires.
cityboy916:
Thank you, perchance,
For teaching me the difference
Between limericks and verse.
As we ponder, weak and weary,
Upon these posts, don’t you see,
ETF’s got horses,
Unlike you and me. 
'Cause we were barely 17…
Hope everyone’s Easter was swell
the day at the beach went quite well
all got lots of sun
and had so much fun
celebrating the birthday of a friend, Michelle
The weather today will be mostly rain
I’m at work so I can not really complain
for the air is down low
and feels good on my glow-
in-the-dark red nose, that is in pain
LOL
Mrs Milburn Drysdale’s recently entered
The ranks of Dopers – by Eve she’s been mentored.
We’ve also welcomed Kansan minky.
Will their post counts stay dinky?
Or on SDMB will their lives now be centered?
Mama Tiger has Evil Cow-orker
Gr8Kat has a pedophile lurker
pizzabrat hates “carb” foods
DtC has bad moods
Coz of Bush. Angst enough for berserker!
Will the Match.com men fail jay-c?
Will alaricthegoth ever be
Rid of his bete noir?
Will danceswithcats score
One more hit against Walmartery?
Late-night kid calls bum out ivylass
Scarlett67 gives that wanker no pass
Revtim looks down on pie
While Lord Ashtar lets fly
With a Pit of Gold Gym’s lack of class.
Guinastasia and Fenris chime in
London_Calling replies. Boyo Jim
Is no Slacker in tone,
Nor is binarydrone.
Look at Left Hand of Dorkness’s grin!
Oh, there’s Tabby_Cat, Gadfly and Zoe,
Philster, Lobsang, and then NoClueBoy,
Lamar Mundane says “Later”
To elucidator,
gobear, pravnik, Eats_Crayons, Chefguy!
EddyTeddyFreddy - are you surfing tonight?
If so, spare us - don’t remind us in the morning light!
The things we post in the heat of the night,
Are a pale shadow of our intellectual might.
We instantly regret those posts, and blame it on the cat.
We’ll do anything for love,
But we won’t do that.
A break-up with my own BF draws nigh
after six years of loving the same guy
and Eve had warned
as a woman scorned
it’d be over soon enough, don’t deny
So I’m not in tears and won’t be
for I’m doing the right thing, finally
happy days begun
from now on for One
at peace again with me, Yogini
YAY ME!!
OneYogini is going to be single
Her boyfriend was a bit of a dingle?
Now that she’s free
I now vote that we
All have a party and mingle!
Great idea harmless, lol, gee, let me check my calendar, oh wait, that’s right…I’LL BE FREE! :mad: 
:eek: :rolleyes: (Had to run the gamut of emoticons there for ya’!)
Okay, so use one of your alterative user name desires in a limerick (Or…just do what I do, and amuse me! Please!!).
I once saw a thread, not so lame
that asks your alternative user name
I once thought Tangent
but afraid some would think it meant
I’m tan and a man, and not a dame!
Yogini
truthbot has three goats altogether
Two are does, and one is a wether
They’re to be pasture pets,
So just cool your jets
If you’re looking for meat or kid leather!
– Sternvogel, whose screen moniker was once appropriated by a goat farmer who used it to name a male who was subsequently castrated (such an honor, huh? )
Dude… I so love you! That brought a smile to my weary cheeks (FACE not buttocks). Im too tired to even think straight and will try another day (night) to leave an offering of wit for you. How ya been, anyway? Missed ya.
Poster’s remorse is something we all get
But bother us we should not it let.
Against the wall I beat my head
For hijacking ETF’s thread
Overcome writer’s block? Not yet.
So who’s playing in my thread now?
OneYogini, of course. Holy cow!
SanguineSpider’s dropped in,
cityboy916,
And Sternvogel, who’s kidding, I trow!
Hey! I got an idea! Let’s unite
Doper names that just scream for it. Like:
Member alaricthegoth
Really should plight his troth
To tamaraqueenofgoths – ain’t that right?
Mama Tiger and Gr8Kat should join
Tabby_Cat. ivylass would go on
Very well with grienspace.
Okaybear will embrace
Our gobear in the Dopers’ dropzone.
I once went by the name Tigerbunny
Some of you might think it’s funny
I’d wiggle my nose
While writing my prose
Lounging in a place that was sunny.
Pookyshnoo is another I used
LovinThang’s I also perused
I found them both charm-less
So I stuck with Ol’ ** harmless **
So no one would get confused.
There once was a poster named ETF,
Who, along with harmless and cityboy916,
Had the nerve to say our names out loud,
Let’s just admit it: EddyTeddyFreddy is a vixen!
She took the words right out of our mouth,
It must have been when we were on her lawn,
Stealing away all those pretty, furry critters
So as to make them our very own.
Hey, Sanguine!
It never felt so good, it never felt so right…and we were glowing like a metal on the edge of a knife.
one zero one zero one one *
one zero one zero one one
one zero one zero
one zero one zero
one zero one zero one one!
(*) dannyv in binary…
A chap known as dannyv played
The Doper name limerick game. Made
A clever rhyme scheme
That no one could dream
Mere binary ever portrayed.
Meanwhile, in Mundane Pointless Stuff
GawnFishin’ remarks off the cuff
On LIFE. JimSox5
Hails Dopers – may they thrive!
Though flamingbananas feels rough.
Obituaries fascinate Eve,
Who fascinates FisherQueen. We’ve
Got a hearty hello
For moi’s new cat! But oh,
Lobsang, what did you miss on your leave?
EddyTeddyFreddy’s his name.
Who started this limerick game.
'course I’m only just guessing
what parts he’s possessing,
Perhaps EdTedFred is a dame…