Now, Monstre, what monstrosity
Of fun-poking is this? Know ye
As Lobsang could tell ya
Confirmed by our Wang-Ka,
Your EdTeddyFred is a she.
ETF what a gorgeous pair of Equus Caballus!
My aunt once owned horses; utterly fabulous!
So sorry if this is pedestrian
for those into the equestrian
maybe you’d know the term gasterophilus!
A wonderful lady called sunfish
helped me fulfill Czarcasm’s one wish:
to permit me to crash
the next Portland dope bash
where us drunk ones will call Czar “Your Highnesh”.