The Dread Pirate Bendy

This is extremely mundane and pointless, but I was just looking at my Pirate Bendy.

He shall be called The Dread Pirate Ben Bendy. I’ll try to bring him to the next DopeFest.

“Yarrrrr! There’d better be corndogs!”

Shut up, Ben.

:smack: Sounds, dammit! “Gutteral vowel sounds”!

[sub]And abound, to boot![/sub]

May 3rd
Took on a new First Mate Gumby and cabin boy Pokey. There is something odd about Pokey, but I just can’t put my finger on it.

Don’t worry about the typos Johnny. Ever try to type with ahook for a hand? It’s not easy. So it’s like Ben’s really doing this all. (Or maybe he really is… Yarrr!)

Perhaps some day he will meet his twin brother, Sal! (Short for Sal d’seven seas) who sits gleefully next to my computer!

You have to go find Evil Bendy now, and read his Daily Planner. Ms. Dr. CrankyAsAnOldMan’s is hilaaaaaarious.

Yarrr! I thinks I’ll try to get Hindi Bendy fer me crew. Shiver me timbers, but he’d be a whiz in the riggin’!

– The Dread Pirate Bendy

I’ve sent Ben off to find me a rubber duckie. And some corndogs.