The Dread Pirate Roberts Demands Your Booty!

'ello. My name is Roberts. I am The Dread Pirate. Prepare to be boarded.

I 'ave come for your booty! Please get your booty onto my ship or I will 'ave to take it by force.

Sorry, matey, you can’t 'ave my booty, as I am straight.

Why does this make me think of Calvin and Hobbes? There’s booty for the first person to reply…

I’m not sure if you want my booty, Inigo, but I’m happy to comply. It might violate some sort of NSFW clause that we have on the boards, though. :stuck_out_tongue:

I’m not your booty man, that’s not what I am.

Inigo, did you forget to read the script? That’s not your line. Your line is “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!”

Does this mean a username change is coming up?
So you accepted Westley’s proposal. Can you use a boatswain?

My booty never gets invited anywhere, so I’m in.

You can eat my booty, Inigo. :eek:

No way. I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. I’m just too bootylicious for ya, babe.


Sorry, me lad. A gentleman has a prior claim on my booty for the next few days, and I’m afraid he’s not about to give it up. Besides, I love the way he says, “As you wish!” :smiley:

I thought the Dread Pirate Roberts came for your soul.

Yeah, but the Dread Pirate Booty demands your Roberts. All of 'em.

You can have my booty when you pry it from my cold, dead ha… :eek: No, wait!

You’re more than welcome to have my booty. I wasn’t using it anyway.

Are you the current Dread Pirate Roberts?

Otherwise you’re going in the Fire Swamp!

Sorry, I’m too busy shakin’ mine. Perhaps when I’m finished.

I seem to be misunderstood. Let me explain … no, is too complicated. Let me sum up.

  • Inigo can now be seen standing on the flight deck of the USS Nimitz. The carrier has had a complete makeover: painted flat black with gloss black trim, colored lights flood different areas of the deck, 6 fully stocked wetbars and of course, ship band, Cake, is warming up for an evening’s festivities. *

This is a booty call.

You can have both my booties. Haven’t worn them since I was two, anyway.

Here, have some booty . Perfect snack for a pirate.

Pssst: look at post 8.