The Eddie Izzard Game! A Game! (obviously)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
81

Always carrying a towel.

I like my women like I like my recycle bins…

82

…filled with unsorted bottles and cans.

I like my women like I like my filing cabinets…

83

…square, gray, and full of stuff you’ve forgotten about.

I like my women like I like my rubber bands…

84

…wrapped around the base of a mug full of inkpens.

I like my women like I like my trash can liners…

85

…left on the curb Thursday nights.

I like my women like I like my mail…

86

…buried in my purse until I remember to buy stamps.

I like my women like I like my toenail clippers…

87

Springy and sharp
I like my women like I like my pizza…

88

…delivered in a greasy paper box.

I like my women the way I like my jar of pennies…

89

…with enough money to buy me something nice.

I like my women like I like my laundry hampers…

90

…large, wicker, and in my closet.

I like my women like I like my eggs…

91

… ovoid.

I like my women like I like my surrealist painters…

92

… with extra eyes.

I like my women like I like my shoes …

(Psst that was for YOU Uncle Beer)

93

…loose and leathery.

I like my women the way I like my garden…

94

Mostly overgrown but a good excuse to buy a chainsaw.

I like my women like I like my wallet…

95

…containing a few dollars and conformed to my left buttcheek.

I like my women like I like my cell phones…

96

…empty and flat.

I like my women like I like my lamp shades.

97

…starched and dusty.

I like my women like I like my nail polish…

98

. . .foul smelling and in forty different shades of red.

I like my women like I like my air conditioning. . .

99

…too expensive for three months, and then worthless for nine.

I like my women like I like my psychology instructor…