The Eddie Izzard Game! A Game! (obviously)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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The point of this game is to make Eddie Izzard syle “I like my women” jokes. Each post must complete the last and start a new sentence.

Example:

Post1: I like my women like I like my pancakes…
Post2: …in a styrofoam box. I like my women like I like my music…

And so on. Ready? Go!
We’ll start it off with:

I like my women like I like my sweaters…

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ON my body lol !!!

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It should be explained to those who are not familiar with Eddie Izzard that the purpose is not to make a sexual innuendo. One of his routines involves him commenting that he likes his women like he likes his coffee… in a plastic cup. See what I mean?

… slightly scratchy and interestingly patterned.

I like my women like I like my cake…

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bought at the supermarket!

Hrm…

I like my women like I like my stapler…

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Ich bin ein Schaumgummiring

(I am a donut)

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…fully loaded and ready to perforate.

I like my women like I like my steak…

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…with a serrated knife!

I like my women like I like my shoes…

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…with Nike emblems and velcro laces.

I like my women like I like my pizza…

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…round and smelling of cheese!

I like my women like I like my dental floss…

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…wax-covered, minty, and able to get those hard-to-reach spots!

I like my women like I like my bread machines…

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Only $39.99 at Fry’s.

I like my women like I like my VCRs …

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Eternally tellin me it’s 12:00.

I like my women like I like my fly swatters …

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Electrified, for mid-air carnage

I like my women like I like my telephones…

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…hands free and muted.

I like my women like I like my silverware.

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…stainless and easy to stack in the drawer.

I like my women like I like my recliner…

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Unable to return to the upright position.

I like my women like I like my nose hair…

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Short, thin, and impossible to yank on without crying.

I like my women like I like my garden weasel…

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…with specially designed bladed wheels that rotate crosswise to create a scissors-like action that break up soil, uproot weeds and automatically clean themselves.

I like my women like I like my grocery stores…

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Well-organized and cheap

I like my women like I like my candles…

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::I like my women like I like my candles::

–kept in a closet and only used in an emergency!

** D&C **

I like my women like I like my soap…