The Eddie Izzard Game! A Game! (obviously)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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… products of the reaction between fats and sodium hydroxide.
I like my women like I like my bacon…

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…Stripped, greasy, and loaded with cholesterol.

I like my women like I like my Three Stooges marathons…

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With plenty of Curly!

I like my women like I like my textbooks…

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…never opened and full of stuff I don’t know.

I like my women like I like my condiments.

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Easily to spread.

I like my women like I like my surgery…

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…with anaesthetic.

I like my women like I like my modern art…

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inscrutible and often containing animal waste.

I like my women like I like my maps…

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…free of wrinkles and easily returned to their original configurations.

I like my women like I like my houseplants…

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A nice healthy shade of green.

I like my women like I like my white-out

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…stolen from work.
I like my women like I like my football

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…pointed at both ends and bouncing funny.

I like my women like I like masks…

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…purchased at the five-and-dime and smelling strongly of rubber.

I like my women like I like my oscilating fans…

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If you touch the wrong button, she blows on everyone in the room.

I like my women like I like my bass guitars…

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With an attachment for a neck strap.

I like my women like I like my boxes…

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… impossible to open without jabbing them repeatedly with a dull knife.
I like my women like I like my haiku…

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::I like my women like I like my haiku::

so gentle and sweet
and yet evocative too
makes me smile each time.

D:

I like my women like I like my chicken…

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Extra crispy.

I like my woman like I like my Flintstones Chewable Vitamins…

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In Several Fruity Flavors and looking like Betty Rubble

I like my women like I like fax machine

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. . . . .with a sinlge sheet feeder.
I like my women like I like my keyboards. . . .

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…beige and ergonomic.

I like my women like I like my electric pencil sharpeners…