The Eddie Izzard Game! A Game! (obviously)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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…cordless with a large shavings bin.

I like my women like I like my long-distance phone plans…

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free on night’s and weekends.
I like my women like I like my computers

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…in see-thru plastic cases that come in decorator colors.

I like my women like I like my baseball caps…

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Emblazoned with naughty words, perhaps having to do with fishing.

I like my women like I like my bookshelf…

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made of Oak and perfectly level
I like my women like I like my Beer . . .

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…dusty and organized alphabetically by author.

I like my women like I like a big mac…

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Damned simulpost. I defer to the “beer” setup…

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At room temperature and smelling ever so slightly of hops.
I like my women like I like my Chilean nose flute…

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. . .shiny and melodious.

I like my women like I like my briefcases. . .

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able to fit in the overhead compartment.

I like my women like I like my fire extinguisher…

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…under pressurized and incapable of discharge.

I like my women like I like my fish tank.

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…coated with algae and wanting snails.

I like my women like I like my neck braces…

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. . .covered in cotton with velcro closures.

I like my women like I like my calendars. . .

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… one per year.

I like my women like I like my Ramen noodles …

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…limp and tasting vaguely like shrimp.

I like my women like I like my country music…

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. . . they expand when boiled in water

I like my women like I like my Toliet paper. . .

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Sorry, go with the country music . . .

(Although knowing this connection there will be another post by now)

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freeze dried.

I like my women like I like my hallways…

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Oops, that was for ramen noodles. Wow, I’m late. Please continue.

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Mournful, overproduced and full of cliches.

Cottony-soft and perforated.

Straight and narrow, but filled with decorations.
OK, that brings us up to date.

Now, I like my women like I like a cheeseburger…