My white elephant arrived! Thanks to FairyChatMom, it was a ray of sunshine yesterday when I came home to find it. Among the goodies were:
The famous square glass jar, originally sent by The Mighty Tiki God. Hah! (Ya know, I think this just might end up in Texas. <evil grin> ) It contained a purple beanie baby, most disturbing.
A lighting fixure for an entertainment center. Hmm, this has MacQuarium light written all over it. (Actually, it has Made in Korea written all over it, but I digress)
Sample packets of sunblock. Hmm, I might just use this on my newly shaved cranium. 
A suspicious looking sock containg random subway and pizza tokens. Ha! I even have a use for this. I’m making a suit of armor consisting of strange/foreign coins riveted to leather. These will do nicely.
An electric timer. Maybe I can use this to control the MacQuarium.
A pair of insoles, unused. Mmmm, no use for these right now, maybe they need to go to Texas.
That’s all I can remember right now. Thanks bunches FCM. And there are two Dopers out there who have packages coming from me and moi, don’t despair we’ll get 'em out soon.