I’m just shooting for a pit thread on our little clan myself, tanookie 
And speaking of hijacking this thread, Honeydew, what did you do with my mouse? I know you’d like some company right about now, but it’s MY MOUSE!!! Give it back. You don’t want me to bring back the Fury, do you?
You mean the Furry don’t you???
And if you remember Flylicious ( 
) that was my mouse in the first place 
Aaauuuugh! I did it again! I meant to say El Marko the Merry.
:sigh:
Dammit
And you listen here, Flybynight the Fastidious, Honeydew would never go messing with your mice.
maybe
I might clean his mouseball for him though 
:eek: the computer one, you dirty people !!!
I was hoping you’d forgotten it was your mouse, Honeydew. And look at me, all selfish in this thread, trying to accuse you of stealing somethin from me that was yours to begin with. And everyone else is being so supportive of you. Shame on me.
200 lashes Fly … hmmmmmmmm we could tie you up and all the girls could take turns lashing you…
Then Branwen the Bountiful could bathe you in warm scented water and make sure you were ever so comfortable…
But I keep the mouse until you really know what you want from him
Sorry, Branwen of the BadHairDay, I don’t think you’re up to it.
Ha! You’ve clearly fallen into my nefarious trap. [BlackAdder] I have a cunning plan, which cannot fail! [/BlackAdder]
I plan to convince everyone to indulge only in non-reproductive sex acts, thereby denying you your army, and forcing you to waste your time and resources on a worthless strategy.
LOL! It might, Branwen of the Balloon Animals, if you didn’t have that rubber swan on your head.
No, no, no! None of that group sex, again! That’s what got us kicked out of the Pit.
Come and get me, El Marko the Indelible! I’ll wipe you out like a chalk mark!
LOL! Good one, oh Goddess of the Tantalizing Melons.
Are we talking “tongue lashing”, here? Can I watch?
Is that a challenge, Davebear the Delusional?
Well, here a tongue lashing means I’m gonna yell at ya, not lick you all over… unless of course, you get off on verbal abuse??? somehow, I don’t think you do…
Tantalizing Melons :eek: thought you said you couldn’t see my cam :eek:
I have to tell ya Davebear, this one has me cracking up. I can’t believe you used the balloon animals against me.
Well they’re rubber… I’m sure he’d LOVE to use them against you, given the right circumstances
Be that as it may, but my God! Is nothing sacred anymore?!
Well, I still think it’s cute that you make balloon animals. Maybe you could be one of my henchmen, too, and use your army of rubbery minions to further our evil plans.
Well, maybe. But, I have standards to maintain, when it comes to henchmen. I refuse to rubber duck.
Ha! Forget it Davebear the Droll. You’re just not bad enough for me.
I’m just gonna sit over here ----->
and watch the fun… heheheh
Notto rain on your parade, DaveBear the DimBulb, but it was actually Baldrick who always said that, not Blackadder. Blackadder was always the one who made sure that the cunning plan did in fact fail, usually spectacularly.
Now back to your regularly scheduled hijack.
Payne the Pedantic
Ha! That is what you think Simple Dreamer the Silly Head, but none escape the wrath of Branwen the Bountiful Badass basically nice Beast of Balloon Animals and Bad Hair Days!
Muahahahahaha
So exactly which balloon animals do you make, Branwen, and are you free on the 17th for a party?
My goodness this hijack has exploded to monumental proportions. I see we’ve even managed to drag the innocent fieldmouse back into the equation!
Since you’re all busy being super evildoers I will have to be the slightly daft but highly desirable damsel in distress.
All kinds. Now that Honeydew the Hellion has reclaimed her mouse, I’m going to send Flybynight the Excessively Fragrant a blow up mouse.
Not so, Payne the Peculiar. The line was, in fact, spoken by different characters in different series. In the first series, Blackadder was the dimbulb, and spoke the line. In later series, 2 through 4, Baldric was the thicky, and got to speak those pearls of…well…not wisdom, I guess.
Really, Branwen the Badly Dressed? pulls out a large hat pin
pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop
Excellent! Dibs on the damsel! I’m gonna tie her up and do unspeakable things to her! Mwahahah!
[size=1]Where’d I leave that manual?**