You may be right, Dave the Dingbat, it has been a long time since I saw His Adderness–I just remember Baldrick saying it.
You need a manual?? Hah! I laugh (or something) in your general direction!!!
Payne the Peerless
Yeouch, Davebear the Delightful! Watch where you’re sticking that pin! Have you no appreciation for fine art?
Ties Davebear the Delightful up with many multicolored twisty balloons, and steals the distressed damsel.
Now whatcha gonna do?
Taunt me, will you, Payne the Pubescent? Just because I’m getting old and senile! Well, I’m still Dastardly enough…no, wait…I’m still Terrible…crap!.. I’m still Diabolical enough to deal with the likes of you!
I’m just glad it wasn’t Flybynight the Flatulent farting in my general direction. I hate it when he makes my eyes burn!
:eek: What I want to know is, what are you gonna do with that damsel? :evil grin:
Hmmm. Davebear the Delightful! And, she tied me up all comfortable and stuff. Maybe I’ll just ride this out, and hope it gets really fun.
Hurry back, Branwen the Boobalicious!
I’m at a loss for words here folks. ROFL I’ll be back after I make up a few new ones.
walks past Davebear of the Dubious Hygene all tied up w/ ballon animals
Bwahahahahaha!
We will begin the hair removal torture shortly!
Don’t mind me, I’m just jealous.
Oh, for some of that attention from Branwen the Bootilicious directed my way. Sigh
Mmmmmm… kinky 
LOL you are all OFFICIALLY NUTS by order of Queen Honey of Dew
You may all bow now - Dave turn the other way round, I don’t wanna see your ass (or do I???) :eek:
Woo Woo OFFICIALLY NUTS! I am so proud 
ahem Oh help, help, I have been kidnapped by Branwen the not so Benevolent and don’t know what to do.
I just hope Branwen doesn’t need to read the manual!
Are you kidding? I’m not doing anything with anyone whose breasts could possibly shoot milk across a room.
That would be a great super power if you weren’t busy being the damsel, tanookie
Grabs the damsel and runs, only to come to a sreeching halt
El Marko of the Mysteriously Low Post Count, how YOU doin’?
Just lurkin’ around Branwen the Botanically Inclined. How YOU doin?
steals the damsel from Bodacious Branwen and heads for the hills
Hmmm, ya know, a manual might come in handy at this point
Mmmmm… manual.
Ha! I have your manual, El Marko the Marvelously Inept!
Wallops El Marko the Marvelously Inept over the head with said manual, thereby rendering him unconscious.
Take that, you scoundrel!
Ties up El Marko the Marvelously Inept with lavender twisty balloons, and places silly pink balloon hat on El Marko’s head.
Aww, isn’t he cute?
Ok, we’ve gone from being evil super-villains, to tying people up with fruity colored balloons and talking about manuals? Manuals for what? What went wrong here?
Add that to the fact that no one took my evilness seriously, and went about making up silly and hurtful names for me instead of cowering in fear as they should have. And taking my mouse from me on top of it all. No one even asked the mouse what he wanted???
I just don’t know what to do now. Some sort of action must be taken. I must make it clear that I am not to be toyed with in this manner. Ever.
Oh no… flybynight the furrious is unhappy about losing his trusty rodent companion.
Run for the hills
Davebear the Diabolical, who had long ago worked free of his bonds, but was hoping the ladies would return, reaches out one paw and smacks the cap off the head of El Marksalot, causing his ink to dry up
You might. I’m told it’s still pretty nice, for an old guy. Although, it is hairy, if that bothers ya’. El Marko the Maladjusted’s plan to depilate me failed.
So, you’re upset that they’re not toying with you? Maybe you could team up with Branwen of the Balloons. You could inflate them with your flatulence for her, she could transform them into minions in her inflatable army, and then they’d be a fearsomely formidable foe.
Ok, I really need to get the memo’s on this stuff. I know we have board Admins, and Moderators, but I was unaware that we had Official Nuts. Are they like kept in a jar someplace? Are they large nuts? Smooth nuts? Do you pass them around, so everyone can have them for a night? Are they still in the original packaging? And what are the duties of Official Nuts? Are they required to provide refreshments at all doper gatherings? (think about it). Maybe just greet new dopers when they sign up? Can my nuts apply for the position?
Oh and Branwen? I noticed while you were whalloping El Marko over the head and tying him up, that you neglected the damsel he was carrying…what will become of her? Did you just leave her lying there? Did she escape? Or did the Official Nuts sneak off with her?
breaks free of flimsy balloon restraints
rubs noggin where it got clobbered by damsel manual
Oooof! I’m not as think as you hurt I am. Just give me a minute to recover here.
Stares about cluelessly
Oooh, look, I’m an Official Nut!
passes out
I’m sorry. 
**
May we toy with you in a different manner?
Atrael the Question Asker, of course I took the damsel. She’s around here somewhere. And, you may be able to apply, but are you sure your nuts are up to it?
So you misplaced the Damsel? Perhaps we should title you Branwen the Bumbler?
And are you the inspector for Official Nuts? Branwen the Ball Checker?
You should be sorry. Now why don’t you go find the misplaced Damsel and we can discuss this other idea you’ve presented to me.
Doesn’t the damsel get a say in any of this?
Oooh look the manual! 101 things to do if you are an evil overlord.
Perhaps, but…
I think I like this one better.
Ok, Flybynight the Seductively Forceful.
Is that better?
Alright, I’m back in action now. Though not usually inclined toward mercy (what with my being maniacally maladjusted and all), I’m willing to let that last bop on the head from Branwen the Baudy slide if only because supposedly we’re all out to get Davebear the Drooling Druid of Dunverness together. BTW Branwen, your walking a very thin line between sexy and… well… hot and sexy (I couldn’t think of anything, ok? (You are a girl, right?)). Where’s the love, baby!!!
Sooo, what’s the plan then? Anyone have any sufficiently nefarious plots on hand to execute? Hmm. Davebear’s supposed to be really hairy, right? What say we fill Branwen’s balloons with, oh, say, pink hair dye and stage an all out attack on the Davebear lair. After we subdue him we can put big bows in his pink hair! He’ll look so pretty! Who’s with me?