Well, you’re kinda screwed no matter what on this one tanookie.
and 2) The book is “101 things to do if you are an evil overlord”. So unless you’re one of those trans-damsels, I don’t think you have the right equipment to use that manual.
Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever heard of an overlady before. Or perhaps it would be an overlass. Anyway, I thought the manual was more like 1001 Household Uses for Damsels in Distress. Sadly, this is the sort of thing I would need in this ind of situation. sigh
Well I may be stuck being the damsel in distress but it doesn’t mean I have to make things easy for my captors!
What I most resent is that I seem to have been misplaced! pout I mean really… how do you misplace a damsel???
sits quietly off to the side wondering if they know the misplaced damsel has fallen through the trap door
You are the slightly daft damsel, remember? You keep wandering off. I can’t be expected to hold your hand all the time, now can I?
I seem to have found you once again. Now sit there and DON’T MOVE!
El Marko the Lascivious, yes I am a girl. And I wouldn’t have smacked you if you hadn’t have taken the damsel and tried running off into the woods in the first place.
But I don’t wanna sit still. This is hardly a comfortable place for a damsel to sit. I’m bored and I’m hungry.
Be nice to me or the milk’s gonna fly!
:rolleyes: Hey y’all, damsel free to a good home.
**
You’re a damsel, I don’t think they get super powers, do they? I thought they just sat there looking pretty.
What the heck good is a damsel in distress if she’s already pregnant, anyway? Isn’t that mesing up the whole point of having a damsel in distress? You’re on your own, Branwen, I have no use for her. That, and I think you both fell down the trapdoor and hit your heads on the way. I’m certainly not going down there to rescue you, that’s for sure. Sounds like the maniacal madman will take care of that anyway, at least as soon as he figures out how to read his manual - Rescuing Damsels in Distress for Dummies.
Nobody fell down a trap door.
Of course she’s pregnant. The whole reason I stepped in was to prevent Davebear the Just Ducky from doing unspeakable things to her.
You’re such a spoilsport, Branwen the Ball Buster! Don’t you realize that Damsels In Distress secretly yearn to have unspeakable things done to them? Things like…well, I can’t speak them. But, lemme tell ya! They’re unspeakable, all right.
Hey! There’s one over in the corner! She seems to be muttering in her sleep. Perhaps she’s Simply Dreamy.
creeps up on the sleeping Damsel
You know, I’ve looked at this thread for a while now… trying to figure out what to say.
Honeydew, I’m sorry to hear about your breakup and the week from hell. Changing your name was a good thing to do in light of the circumstances. I did read some of your posts under your old name, and feel that you’re a godo person.
Cheers and love go out to you from Vancouver!
F_X
And as for what this thread has turned into…
I hereby name myself Flamsterette the Fantabulous Giver of Affection.
So there. 
F_X
WE certainly don’t…
Does this mean the Great Thread Hijack is over? Awww, and we were just starting to have some fun too. Well, at the very least I hope we’ve been able to bring a little sunshine into Honeydew’s life and made her smile.
shoulders his claymore sword
And I so wanted to trim Davebear’s claws with this thing sigh
sits down under a nice shade tree to watch the antics continue while checking out Branwen and Flamsterette_X
:eek: An on-topic post !!! You get a gold star F_X, though I really don’t have a problem people going off-topic - hey, I do it too lol…
Is godo person a typo or a Doper in-joke that I haven’t heard yet? (the OMG God and the Fucko off thing?) - if not, I think it should be
And I have a very good friend in Vancouver - so yayyyyyyyyyyy for Vancouver!!!
Thanks for your kind words 
- very much appreciated.
Hijack away !!! I have NO problem with it and yes, it did make me laugh !!! which is probably why the hijack got started in the first place!!! Thanks folks…
From your Queen Honey of Dew
I’m not the least bit surprised you had trouble figuring out what to do with this thread. Sorry about that.
That’s the spirit!
“We”? Your multiple personalities acting up, again, Payne the Poly-fragmented?
Hey, I’d appreciate that, El Marko the Manicurist! A claymore’s what I normally use to keep the claws sharpened.
You might want to keep your distance from Branwen the Better Than Average, though. She’s sneaky. I’m just gonna slip away with my burgeoning collection of Damsels before someone else tries to rescue them. I need to work on my plot to get myself appointed Royal Melon Baller to that sweet Queen of Dew.
Uh oh. I can see why you’d check out Flamsterette_X the Fulsomely Fantastic, but I think I may have hit you over the head harder than I thought.
The check is on it’s way.
AM NOT, Davebear of the Highly Doubtful Evilness!
Well, in this case… “on-topic” is good, but then “off-topic” might have been good. Like, to distract you and stuff.
“Godo person” was a typo. Sorry… I’m sort of anal about typos (or that’s what Spoz would have you think, hahaha)… but that one slipped right by me. Probably it should be one of those things… very easy typo to make.
Yup, definite yay for Vancouver… and Richmond too, since that’s where I’m located. (about a half-hour drive away from Vancouver)
El Marko, sory to distract from your nice little hijack there. But if Honeydew doesn’t have a problem with it, then I don’t either.
Branwen, I don’t think “fulsome” means what you think it does.
F_X